nine foot turtle attacks diver off of the keys

Mr. Top Hat · Dead Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 5818

i havent washed my hair since thursday. its getting nappy.

jboss · Kickflip Joined: 22 Jun 2004 Posts: 3210 City: Chalmette

yea it mustve been one of those alligator snapping turtles. those get huge. you got a crusty chris crisis.

Slyder · Posted: May 03, 2005 4:44 pm Post subject:

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.

one-eyed sailor551 · Backside 180 Joined: 26 Mar 2005 Posts: 1111 City: mahopac

oh man i think i ate a poisonous swedish fish.

integrity640 · Kickflip Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 2866 City: Ocala

Slyder, is that from the gunslinger?the book by stephen king?

Slyder · Posted: May 03, 2005 4:46 pm Post subject:

No, it's from an old play called "My Fair Lady" (i think).

integrity640 · Kickflip Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 2866 City: Ocala

oh cuz im readin it and the dude in there says that.good book y the way. the gunslinger kills everyone in this town Twisted Evil

one-eyed sailor551 · Backside 180 Joined: 26 Mar 2005 Posts: 1111 City: mahopac

dude the kkk took my baby away Crying or Very sad

Slyder · Posted: May 03, 2005 4:50 pm Post subject:

wouldn't you with a name like gunslinger? if you didn't everyone would think you were a wuss

integrity640 · Kickflip Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 2866 City: Ocala

haha hs name is roland so that makes him pretty badass and hes like the only person in the world with guns and he like kills 50 people in 2 minutes. its hella sweet

jboss · Kickflip Joined: 22 Jun 2004 Posts: 3210 City: Chalmette

anyone see that wildboyz with the gator snapping turtles. i live in LA myself and ive never seen one. i want one as a pet though.

integrity640 · Kickflip Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 2866 City: Ocala

haveu ever seen the croc hunter and stuff in louisiana??????holy efin shiznackel Crazy Eyes

those would literally bite your foot off.l..ike 4 ft long. theres this pond on randolph air fore base where i go fishin and golfin and i was thinkin how sweet itb be to skate it cuz theres 4 200 yard long ponds in a row but there must be close to 1000 turtles in eachof em including several 3 ft snappers.im not exageratin about 1000 turtles either. Shocked

one-eyed sailor551 · Backside 180 Joined: 26 Mar 2005 Posts: 1111 City: mahopac

g'day im steve irwin were gonna find some large dangerous reptiles and poke them with a stick Very Happy

scottyb · Posted: May 03, 2005 5:04 pm Post subject:

where the hell is the turtle?!?!

one-eyed sailor551, there is no such thing, they are to good

jboss · Kickflip Joined: 22 Jun 2004 Posts: 3210 City: Chalmette

AND STICK MY THUMB IN ITS BUH-HOLE.

integrity640 · Kickflip Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 2866 City: Ocala

crikey its got me aum!!!!!!!!!!!!! Crazy Eyes

Grouch · Kickflip Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Posts: 3146 City: The OC

I had a 9' turtle...It almost killed me when I shat it out and than it didnt even fit in the toilet and there was shat overflowing everywhere and than it ran from my bathroom into my bedroom and than it ran into the living room and out the door leaving a huge skid mark everywhere it went, making it easy to follow.

I called Animal control and told them that I had a loose shat on my hands and needed Steve Irwin the croc hunter to come out and assist. They hung up on me so I called 911 and they told me I was full of shat...I said not anymore, its going down the street.

So I said F it and went to the gun rack in the back of my truck and got old betsy out and went hunting. I tracked that SHat all over the place. It would consume everything in its path and grow bigger and bigger just like the blob.

I cornered it and was ready to shoot it, when it told me that it was going to go to Canada and get parky. So I gave it $20 for gas and a 40 of Steel Reserve and wished it a good trip.

Watch out Parky....that shats coming for you. Shocked

Frye · Guest Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 3337

thursday? try 7 months.

Mr. Top Hat · Dead Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 5818

Grouch, hahahaha, best post in a while.

integrity640 · Kickflip Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 2866 City: Ocala

Grouch,

LMFAO