Jesus with gliding action...

electricsnow · cassette Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 10756 City: Jefferton

Kento, I'm a heartbreaker. And I hope my sense of humor doesn't make you or anyone else cry...

See, it's actually a "jesus with gliding action." My older brother bought it for me for christmas...we've been passing it back and forth as a joke. I've tucked him into my brother's bed, had him hand my brother's watch to him, had him hold his remote...I've even hid him behind the toilet seat, so when you put it down, you realize that your tookis was just blessed jesus himself.

The second pic is what my brother did this past weekend--god bless him! haha...

Ohhh, I have to go, color me badd is on snl...

kento911 · Kickflip Joined: 29 Mar 2004 Posts: 3657 City: Phoenix

ha ha ha Buddy Jesus from Dogma huh?? what dont you collect miss E??

electricsnow · cassette Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 10756 City: Jefferton

dude, I have NO idea if it's from dogma or not! My brother bought it for me as a practical joke becuase neither of us are all that religious (to my mother's dismay...) At any rate, originally that first pic was going to say "kill yourself" but I thought that might REALLY make people cry...but I laughed my ass off. What can I say, I have a sick sense of humor...and i"m going to hell:)

So uhh, maybe I'll see some of you down there.

kento911 · Kickflip Joined: 29 Mar 2004 Posts: 3657 City: Phoenix

electricsnow,"Kill yourself" holy chickity china the chinese chicken that would have been funny, Im not much of a church go-er myself, yeah Ill probably see you there, and most likely I still wont get a pic what a rip lol j/k yeah Im pretty sure thats the Buddy Jesus action figure form Dogma My friend has one in his appt. I out it on the TV holding a sample size Ky and a condom ha ha ha ha ha

electricsnow · cassette Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 10756 City: Jefferton

Yeah, see, I thought the "kill yourself" thing was much funnier, considering that's what people on here always say to other people they hate. Add that to a jesus with gliding action and a crappy kitchen knife, and you've got yourself some grade-a material. (and that's not to say I hate you, but it would have been funny).

Yeah, you're definitely going to hell with the whole condom/ky jobby. the fact that using birth control is a sin is why I'm here today. I was quite the surprise for my 35 year old mother (there were actually two of us in there at once). Anyway, it's not like you'd need a pic down there, as I'll actually be down there, as opposed to some typed up text. So...I guess i'll see you for eternity! No jesus fish on the back of your car will save you now (a la seinfeld)!

kento911 · Kickflip Joined: 29 Mar 2004 Posts: 3657 City: Phoenix

ha ha ha true on the pic thing, but I think part of hell is being stuck anywhere with me there too for eternity lol oh well atleast the lake will always be warm ha ha ha ha

electricsnow · cassette Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 10756 City: Jefferton

actually, I'm pretty sure the "lake" would be evaporated and we'd be mucking about in molten lava. Or, like the wake tech t-shirt used to say, we'd probably have slalom skis... Very Happy

scott a · "a" is for angel Joined: 17 Feb 2004 Posts: 4126

hi, my name is scott and im bored.

how's this for a sick sense of humor?

and look! its electricsnow playing with her (umm...her?) little friend jesus!

jesus is so nice

jesus keepin it real!

jesus smothering himself in some nicely groomed.....

soooo....see you two in hell? Laughing

electricsnow · cassette Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 10756 City: Jefferton

SCOOOOTTTTT!! I told you not to post my picture!!!

So there, kento. That's the little sexpot on the other side of "this"computer. Do you still love me? I mean, there's A LOT of me to love, but you'd still love it, right?

Scott, did you make those, or were they on the net? Regardless, I LOVE the last three...the generosity, the virtuosity (he was sick with the power pad, yo), and the...kitty humping the jesus!

Yes scott, you can sit next to me and my pimply face while we roast for eternity... (a la holden caufield).

scott a · "a" is for angel Joined: 17 Feb 2004 Posts: 4126

ohh...the joys of google image search! Laughing

so yeah, they were all on the net...'cept for the one you sent me, obviously...

whats funny is that i found those last three all on the same web page...a church's web page. i about pissed my pants when i saw that cat pic... Laughing

and kento, hit up parky if she turns out to be too much for ya. im sure he'd love to get in on a piece of the action... Wink

electricsnow · cassette Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 10756 City: Jefferton

Hahahaha...

yeah, it's really funny. Now that I look at your signature, every guy I've ever been with has said the exact same thing...go figure.

scott a · "a" is for angel Joined: 17 Feb 2004 Posts: 4126

like...doyyyyy! fatty fatty fat fat!

el · Backside 180 Joined: 07 Oct 2003 Posts: 1739 City: The Sea

This thread has been officially hijacked Laughing

... one thing that scares me is the fact that electricsnow (or her brother) has a blue minidisc with the soundtrack of Linear Perspective. I had the exact same kind of blue disc with the soundtrack of Linear Perspective recorded onto it, straight from the video. Then my minidisc player got stolen and I hated life. Laughing

Action Jesus is also hanging out on top of my TV which happens to have Linear Perspective in the VCR right now...

electricsnow · cassette Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 10756 City: Jefferton

scott a...hahahahaha...your sig. is changed.

Yeah, el, guilty--the thread is gone. but I feel like it's so much better;) And it's my linear mini disk. Much like christianity, my brother has no faith in wakeskating (seriously). ANyway, I actually lost two of my mixes on the hill last week..I forgot to zip my pocket. "(sigh) there's four dollars I'll never see again."

El, if you stare at that cat without blinking, it looks like it's coming closer...ahhhh!

electricsnow · cassette Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 10756 City: Jefferton

Alright dudes, the thread is officially split. El-train stood in front of his favorite lake and said "much like these waters, this thread must be split."

And so it is...I feel like ending this with some religious stuff, like what you'd say in church, but I guess I'll save that for a more pious thread...

kento911 · Kickflip Joined: 29 Mar 2004 Posts: 3657 City: Phoenix

electricsnow, what are you talking about thats hott lol with 2 "t"s ha ha ha

electricsnow · cassette Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 10756 City: Jefferton

Kento, if you would have spelled "hot" with one t, I would have said, "we're through."

So, are you going to make my picture the background on your computer or what? And am I scaring you yet?

scott a · "a" is for angel Joined: 17 Feb 2004 Posts: 4126

blast! who moved this thread here? and do they realize that i looked all over the general forum for a good 20 minutes taking breaks only to wipe that sleepy gook from my eyes (i just woke up)?

this is CRAP! i demand a recount!

oh and yeah, i didnt change my sig. im afraid i have no clue what youre talking about.

electricsnow · cassette Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 10756 City: Jefferton

I moved it scott, out of fear of a firery, witch-hunty death....they would have chanted "kill thy mod who shan't split thy own hypocritical uselessness...."

See, at least the title is obvious:)

Scott, you're a bloody liar! Do you know what happens to people that tamper with evidence (or sigs)? I'm not sure either...but I'll be it's bad!!!

scott a · "a" is for angel Joined: 17 Feb 2004 Posts: 4126

wait wait wait IM a liar? how does THAT work. youre the one imagining me changing my sig. liar.

so yeah, im off to hell...see you guys in a few i guess.

i still think this thread being split into non-wake sucks ass. i dont care WHAT anyone else says.

and p.s. i DO know what happens to people that tamper with evidence/sigs. they turn into plastic Action Figure Jesus toys to be tortured for eternity. or until a three year old decides to stick a firecracker in his lap. whichever comes first.