Embarassing Moments

iloveareed · Frontside 180 Joined: 14 Sep 2004 Posts: 430 City: ATHENS

i got the idea from 17 magazine. ha i was reading them, theyre comical. but these will be funnier. not allowed to be wakeskate related though. i have one or two

hmmm

im not generally a highly spirited person when it comes to school spirit but a bunch of my school friends (girls you wouldnt normally tlak to outside of school) asked me to be one of the letters for the word "JUNIORS" at the homecoming football game. sounded weird. but fun. so i agreed. went to the girls house to get ready and we are all running aorund in sports bras and then these boys came over and it was weird. but then they painted an R on my stomach. i wanted to be R so there wouldnt be paint in my bellybutton for a month. we walked to the game half naked and it was cold, but i was wearing two bras so it wasnt really a problem, if you know what i mean. so it was cool at first but then i saw a bunch of my teachers and it was hardcore awkward as ass. but the worst part is....i was on the phone with my greg after hte game bc he was at college and he was watching the local news and he was like oh heres the footbball game you were at and saw me like screaming some chant half naked with an R on my stomach on the news. and he made fun of me. it was highly mortifying.

another time beefore we were like dating i think greg was picking me up to go ice skating maybe or somewhere. and i was walking down my sidewalk to get in his car adn we made cute eye contact and then i slipped on a patch of ice (ohio). it was sad.

thats all i got.

those arent even that bad. oh well <3

Greg T · Skeezer Joined: 13 Sep 2003 Posts: 2448 City: ohio

ice skating? We NEVER went ice skating. I think we were headed to the monster truck ralley. duh.

Jonesie · Backside 180 Joined: 31 Jan 2005 Posts: 811

i was running around in my boxers and a car full of sexy girls hit me Smash

hurt like shizite and they thought i was some lunatic lol

iloveareed · Frontside 180 Joined: 14 Sep 2004 Posts: 430 City: ATHENS

baha. we did toooo go ice skating. and it was cute. admit it

Greg T · Skeezer Joined: 13 Sep 2003 Posts: 2448 City: ohio

only once, and i wore hockey skates.

Mr. Top Hat · Dead Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 5818

Greg T, gotta save that last ounce of dignity

kento911 · Kickflip Joined: 29 Mar 2004 Posts: 3657 City: Phoenix

I am a bum in the summer, all I do is dick around all day and ride, it's my one and only break from school and work, soooo I like to get up and wander the house in my boxers, and shoes, I never do my bed head, and I almost always have 5 o clock shadow, and a beer in hand ( I told you I was a bum) so anyways, a couple years back, I was dating a girl, and she was getting dropped off at my house to go to the river on friday morning, waking up at 11:30 on what I thought was Thursday, I decided chickity china the chinese chicken it I dont like my neighbor Im going to get the mail like this, so armed with a can of Natty from the night before I lazily sauntered out to the mail box, which is pretty far from my house actually, (we have a big yard) sooo as Im standing there reading the mail beer resting on the mail box scratching the nuts, my girls dad pulls up to drop her off, need less to say he was very hesitant to let her go with me to the river in light of that, it was actually pretty funny, I think she was more embarrassed than I was,

Oh and one time in high school I was maing fun of these Wiggers (white guys that think there P Diddy) in Jack in the box, and I was sagging all low, and when I wen tto get our food my pants fell, I played it off pretty good, but it was pretty shocking lol

scottyb · Posted: Feb 24, 2005 9:50 pm Post subject:

wow kinda freaked out until i realized iloveareed is a chick....ok i dont feel like explaining so just read her post thinkin that she is a guy (not saying ur a guy)

iloveareed · Frontside 180 Joined: 14 Sep 2004 Posts: 430 City: ATHENS

ahah thats funny. yes i am a girl

Greg T · Skeezer Joined: 13 Sep 2003 Posts: 2448 City: ohio

One time, in 8th grade science class, we were reading things outloud from the book or something. I was zoned out and just kinda not paying attention, but then the student teacher we had called on me to read the next part. All I remember was the sentence started with 'every living organism...' and i went to read it but said orgasm instead of organism. I quickly corrected myself, but too late. Everyone was dying, including the real teacher and the student teacher. Then my friend yells out "Jeez, what are you over there thinking about." It sucked, but life went on.

iloveareed · Frontside 180 Joined: 14 Sep 2004 Posts: 430 City: ATHENS

you never told me about that

sicko

integrity640 · Kickflip Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 2866 City: Ocala

hey iloveareed, where do you and greg live. I live just over the indiana border.

BillyOLDS · Posted: Feb 26, 2005 3:58 am Post subject:

one time i had just woke up form a long night of beer drinking and was very hung over..rolled over to my phone ringing and it was a chick wanting to chill i decided to wake up, well i let out onee of those gigantic farts and it was an amazing one that i felt skinnier after. so i get dressed and the whole time im laughing up a storm at how much im farting and i get in my truck..still farting with a gigantic grin, well nedless to say i shoulda caught the fact that all these farts were leading up to sometng....so i went to fart right b4 i got to her apt and splat out came a nasty shart(shat and fart mixxed) and i freaked, i turned around and speed away, she called wondering were i was and i acted all weird and hung up...so no one knew about it, well that is until that night when i got stupid drunk and told everyone including the girl. yeah i was a lil embarassed then lol

these two were carried over from another thread btw:

one time i wasnt alowed to go in to a club cuz i was too drunk so when the bouncer wasnt looking i tried to bum rush the dooor and got close lined and then dragged to the curb to pass out and then got picked up by my friends lol bad night

i also one time got really drunk and told my friend that i didnt need a ride home from a party that was about 8miles from our place...very dumb idea on my part cuz i got so dumb drunk that i tried to walk home, i made it about a mile and passed out face down on the side walk, i had the idea so that if i puked i would wake up fine lol well about 2hrs after this i was woken up by two elder ladies that were out on their morning walk and they told me they thought i was dead b/c they tried to wake me up a lil earlier, as soon as i woke up the paramedics were there lol they checked me out and made me sign this crap saying i wasnt dead and fine lol and i continue on my walk, only to get pulled over by two cops. they ask me if it was i that passed out and question the hell of me and then ask for my i.d., and i said i did feeling my back poket but all i had was a beer coozie and i handed the cop that only for him to hand it back with a puzzled look lol. then we straightened it all out and the one cop gave me a ride to my place...the whole way listening to lil john... then he finely asks if i was even 21 lol i replied, "no sir" "im 19"

i do alotta stupid stuff lol

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Feb 26, 2005 8:09 am Post subject:

i dont really have any embarrassing moments.... ive been trying to think of one... but nun come to mind... but u guys got some good ones, i feel bad for you guys, all the storeys are funny as hell.

Matt_French · Guest

When i was in high school...grade 12 i believe...i had my wisdom teeth removed. The surgery was really harsh on my body...and i was in quite a bit of pain. Non the less...the day after surgery i decided to go into school in the morning to pick up some school work so i didn’t fall behind. I was all grubbed out...wearing track pants and shizzle...just waiting to head back to bed. I was standing around in the hallway of my school waiting for 1st class (completely drugged up on Tylenol 3), when some guy who i barely knew...came up behind me and pantz'd me...he pantz'd me real bad. Of course i was rather lethargic from the drugs, so my haste to pull up my pants (and boxers) was rather slow. Bottom line...about 30 ppl saw my wank....girls and teachers included. Thankfully it wasnt that cold outside. Wink

Bestleft4dead · Pop Shuvit Joined: 09 Oct 2004 Posts: 221 City: Clermont

Matt_French, take it with pride man, take it with pride Laughing

i dont have all that many embarrasing stories, they are all retarded. Like in 6th grade i use to bring my lunch to school. i had one of those yoplait yogurts and i was squeezing it all playing around and BOOM it exploded all over me. i was COVERED in yogurt and i still had half the day left to go. it sucked Embarassed

iloveareed · Frontside 180 Joined: 14 Sep 2004 Posts: 430 City: ATHENS

hyperlite640, hah neat

we live like mehh 2 or 3 hours from you? i dont know. right by toledo.. thats cool. want to go wakeskating this summer?

iloveareed · Frontside 180 Joined: 14 Sep 2004 Posts: 430 City: ATHENS

actually out of curiousity i just checked on map quest and it said about an hour

jboss · Kickflip Joined: 22 Jun 2004 Posts: 3210 City: Chalmette

i once killed a man and the cops were watching me. i was blushing like a maw fuker

iloveareed · Frontside 180 Joined: 14 Sep 2004 Posts: 430 City: ATHENS