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frankycouplepuphs
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City: Decatur
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southpaw
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City: Houston, Texas
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POPTART
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| Posted: Oct 23, 2013 5:30 pm Post subject: |
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I want to meet that guy.
Ive always wanted to do a series of memes like this for the strapper bros
the ever classic Captian Picard picking apart the logic of towing devices
"why the fck do you weigh the boat , when you cant toeside wake jump"
"why the fck are two grown men tubing behind a wakeboard boat in flat water?"
Walter Sobchak laying down the legitimacy of common sense
"am i the only one here that knows to drop the throttle before turning around to pick the fallen rider?"
" am I the only one around here that knows to wait until the other boats rider finishes their set before i start mine"
Jules Winnfield (aka samuel L jackson in pulp fiction) just being harsh
"take one more beer chug wakesurf profile pic motherfcker"
"do that same line around the cable one more time motherfcker"
Willy wonka - pondering the conversational content of the avg strapper
4500lbs of ballast at 80, tell me more about the plethora of tricks you can do at that length
etc
but alas I have no time to make all those and post them on wakeboarder.com or wakeworld or wherever
still too much fun to be had at their expense
I just cant stand to see someone with knee braces , after two replacements, get in the boat, fill the sacks and put the line at 80 to do a tantrum and a few grabs. Its like they have been programmed to do it.
"Am I the only one around here that thinks a sw toe back one ( stock ballast at 65-70) beats a hucked tantrum ( weighted and at 80+)"?????
take the rope in, loose the sacks, and figure out how to ride the damn thing
everyone wants to go fro A straight to Z
B-Y are vital
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BB
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2013 8:34 am Post subject: |
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"do that same line around the cable one more time motherfcker"
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Perfect~
I can't stand those kids...
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GnarShredd
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Joined: 24 Jan 2009
Posts: 1529
City: Seattle
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2013 8:49 am Post subject: |
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reminds me of my 2013 wake-boat fashion review:
http://wakethings.blogspot.com/2013/07/my-2013-wake-boat-fashion-review.html
| Quote: | "X-Star is definitely the way to go if you're more in to image. Not to say it's not a great boat in its own right and awesome for wakeboarding but if you're going purely for image than X-Star is the way to go brah.
Now for the wake-boat 2013 mid-season fashion report!
As far as wraps go, skulls are definitely still the "in" thing as we move through the season. But if you want to be ahead of the game and prepared for next year, I really think that energy drink wraps are the way to go. With some room for a personal touch by selecting either Monster or Red Bull, you can really make your presence known on the water. The great thing is, they seem to always be a staple and will probably never go out of style, it's the 'little black dress' of boat wrap designs. In any case, barbed-wire, flame, and tribal designs are out and people will know you aren't legit, so stay far away from these dated patterns!
Moving along to accessories and trim. Chrome is a major no-go! Get that early 2000's stuff out of here! The modern wake boat stylist utilizes matte colors for the tower, trailer, and trailer wheels; preferably black on black on black. Board racks are a MUST and should be packed full at all times. I suggest at least two racks on each side of the tower and a rough ratio of 3:2 wakeboards to wakesurfers. You might not ride them, but it's a necessary touch to get bitches turning heads.
An often over-looked tower accessory is lighting. In my professional opinion, this is a HUGE miss and an easy way to really set your boat off and stand out in a crowd. While there are many options, a simple light bar set in the gap between the speakers and top of the tower is enough. Remember to never use it though, it just has to be big enough that people will notice it in the daylight.
The final fashion tip for the season is about sound, and it's a really handy trick. Make sure that whatever mad thumpin' system you get installed requires the addition of at least 20 batteries. Not only will it allow you to make sure people 3 miles away are listening to your fantastic taste in alt rock and pop-rap music but, and here's the great part, you won't have any need to EVER use the ballast system that comes in many high-end boats. Simply shift a battery or two and clean that wake up so everyone can look at it's beauty and admire it from afar." |
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integrity640
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City: Ocala
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| Posted: Nov 02, 2013 11:45 pm Post subject: |
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GnarShredd & POPTART, yall just murdered it
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integrity640
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| Posted: Nov 02, 2013 11:45 pm Post subject: |
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integrity640
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puckhead
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Joined: 03 Sep 2011
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City: Austin
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| I so tired of seeing HS W2W case on Lake Austin. There are fewer good wakeboarders these days and as you pointed out many more posers. Now that Nautique has released the G23/25 it's gotten even worse.
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POPTART
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Joined: 24 Jul 2007
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wakesurfing is going to consume 99.9% of those fad wake people
just be patient and they will all head over soon enough
it combines all of their favorite things, fatsacks, standing behind the boat, wasting gas, drinking beers (everyone likes this tho), dubstep...their gopros can still focus on the rider from the boat....their tattoos look sweet while doing it....etc
im just glad they are buying new boats every year
keeps a lot of ppl employed
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