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RxSkater
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 Posted: Mar 27, 2009 8:42 pm Post subject: The Perfect Husband: Joke |
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello."
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .......the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make them an offer of $900,000.
They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....
Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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I want to smoke a joint that lasts forever
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cjbecker
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| Posted: Mar 27, 2009 8:44 pm Post subject: |
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tard for the second time in one day.
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RxSkater
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City: Satellite Beach/ Orlando
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| Posted: Mar 27, 2009 8:46 pm Post subject: |
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dude cjbecker, sorry but do u see the title; The Perfect Husband: Joke
it was a joke that my pops sent me
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So I looked at the clock and it's twenty past four
I want to smoke a joint that lasts forever
I want to drink a beer that never goes warm
Gets you drunk with no hangover
Twice a week I'll try to stay sober |
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soy escuala
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DIRK
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| Posted: Mar 27, 2009 9:50 pm Post subject: |
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i laughed so hard!!!
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joel
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| Posted: Mar 27, 2009 9:57 pm Post subject: |
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| that was a good one. |
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DMagg
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City: SARASOTA (SK)
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| Posted: Mar 29, 2009 7:48 pm Post subject: |
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RxSkater,
ya i saw a video to that joke
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-=AlexXx=-
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| Posted: Mar 29, 2009 7:52 pm Post subject: |
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| HAhaha that was amazing. |
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-=AlexXx=-
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tjmac
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City: valley
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| Posted: Mar 29, 2009 8:46 pm Post subject: |
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| haha that's good. Lmao'n pretty hard |
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