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taku · Kickflip Joined: 10 Mar 2007 Posts: 2868 City: Central FL

The specifics:
- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
- The kids come in waves, i.e. not all at one time when released.
* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.

RxSkater · Posted: Jan 31, 2009 10:01 am Post subject:

where can i sign up?

soy escuala · Backside 180 Joined: 16 Jan 2006 Posts: 2248

sign me up too.

it would be easy, one punch to the face would knock a 5 year old out really fast. Birthday

taku · Kickflip Joined: 10 Mar 2007 Posts: 2868 City: Central FL

how many do you think you could realistically knock out before they overwhelm you?

I'm thinking I could only take maybe 17 or 18... my biggest enemy would be getting tired and them overtaking me I think

POPTART · 360 flip Joined: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 7621

bob. · Posted: Jan 31, 2009 11:35 am Post subject:

all of them until i run out of breath

that would be really fun imo

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Jan 31, 2009 12:39 pm Post subject:

love this, i did it a while go but it was so funny.

sk8tehwake · Posted: Jan 31, 2009 1:10 pm Post subject:

until i run out of bleach that i am going to put in a super soaker

JeffKnox · Posted: Jan 31, 2009 1:46 pm Post subject:

eleventy billion

Parker · Backside 180 Joined: 14 Oct 2007 Posts: 1731 City: Norman

only if this was possible

Steven M · Posted: Jan 31, 2009 5:02 pm Post subject:

As long as you can keep em from surrounding you (get your ass in the corner or a wall, just keep em all within view), you have the advantage with size. Keep em at bay with a longer reach and their numbers won't mean shizzle. As soon as they got within reach of my foot, I'm sending a size 13 to their fawking face.

Also, this would be one amazing sport to participate in. I would love to do this.

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Jan 31, 2009 5:06 pm Post subject:

i got 27 lol

Le Jalapeno · Guest

Soooo old

good post though