Its about time. Lets have a discussion.

[POPTART]

A friend and I were talking the other day about the need for a Sloot classification system. I think that there needs to be a discussion of a scale, and the proper levels of Sloots.
We are trying to keep the scale in a 1-10 format.
But the defining lines of the levels of Sloot are pretty gray.

I really want to compile this list and make a decent study out of it.
Any one game?
Your thoughts.Go.

(Can you even classify sloots into one catagory?) or Are Sloots not measured in levels , but more like races of the specific female precentage that randomly do one slooty thing followed by a not so slooty thing to counteract their womanly guilt.

[POPTART]

Is the Girl that fizzle on the first date different than the girl that dose ATM on first dates?
i think so

so she would automatically be a higher number on the rating system

but she might not always ATM on firstys so is that even a valid question?

i need a control group

[Le Jalapeno]

POPTART, ATM isn't something you do on a date.....

from what i've seeen, i think it could be 1, maybe 2 categories.


theres the slut that will bang anyone anytime

and then theres the slut that will bang anyone they are dating or pursuing (the not so slutty DTF girl)

[88SUPRA]

I guess one would wonder how many times does one have to do it to earn that reputation?
They might be just like you, bragging how many times they have been fizzled. Its funny, men seek it always and women get the nickname, why is that.? If she will do it with anybody, then your new name is anybody because more than likely you won't turn it down.

[Mr. Top Hat]

slut - girl that will f*ck anyone

whore - girl that will chickity china the chinese chicken anyone but you




personally i love girls in general and see no reason to give them shiznackle names and reputations strictly because they gave me something i was trying to get. i hate guys that call every girl a slut yet the ones that they actually hook up with make the sluts look like girl scouts.

[POPTART]

obviously none of you guys have the same haircut as all your friends

im liking top hats opinion.

[fastgreens]

i used to classify like this:

- i wouldn't smash
- i would smash
- i would hold her hand in public

i always found it tough to fall for a girl that gave it up on the first night. i'd go ahead and leave those for some dumbass to fall in love with. but... they sure are nice to call up on a lonely night. just keep it on the down-low.... nobody has to know...

a girl that knows you want her should always make you try for some of that good ole booty. and if she's really smart... she'll make you try hard. these girls usually don't go off and bang your best friend behind your back. find one of these early cuz by age 25, they'll all be topping the list on your slut classification system.

[edrex]

POPTART, stop saying Sloot. It's retarded.

[POPTART]

edrex, thanks ill keep that in mind

[daniel]

fastgreens, i like that.

[erikmonty]

MY BIBLE



The Tucker Max Female Rating System

As an alternative to the "how many beers" or the "1 through 10" rating system, my friends and I came up with the following 5-star scale to rank physical appearance only. There are three things that you must remember before using this scale:

1) Though personality is very important in evaluating females, in this scale it can only hurt. Too many men are the type that once they start fiznackling, they think the girl is cool because she likes having sex with them, and want to raise a woman's rating. This scale is for accuracy of physical appearance only, so keep your feelings for her personality out of this rating. People generally agree more when a woman is a beach, thus making that more of an objective factor (Personality is obviously important in deciding whether or not you want to date the woman, but not in conveying her physical attractiveness on this scale).

2) Bonus stars can only be given under the following circumstances:

-A woman financially supports the man, or at least buys him everything he wants; capped at 1 star.
-A woman is into other women, and lets the man participate in some way (including watching); capped at 1 star.
-Sex drive can help, but it can only bring a marginal candidate up a level. For instance, a high 2-star can be elevated to a low 3-star, but an average 2-star CANNOT go to a 3-star, no matter what her sexual habits are.


The scale:

1-star (aka, Common-stock pig): No redeeming qualities. This girl is ugly, usually fat, boring and sucks in just about everyway possible. If you don't know a common-stock pig when you see one, you are destined to spend the rest of your life with one.

2-star (aka, Respectable pig): One redeeming quality, like large breasts, nice ass, cute face, great dick-sucking lips, etc. If you concentrate on that one redeeming physical quality, and you get shizzle-housed, you're not too upset with yourself waking up next to a respectable pig. Of course, you still make her crawl out the window when she leaves, because you don't want your friends to see her, but at least you don't want to gargle bleach and scrub yourself like a rape victim after she leaves.

3-star (aka Decent or attractive): Acceptable to be seen with in public. She is average when sober, but looks MUCH better after only about three beers. You'll admit to your friends that you're fiznackling her, but you still make fun of her behind her back, and tell them lies about her sexual prowess and bi-sexual tendencies to justify your dealings with her. She's not bad overall, and will do if nothing better comes along, but could be left in a heartbeat if the opportunity for a hot chick comes along. Sadly, most guys end up having to settle for a 3-star, as these are the most prevalent type of women.

4-star (aka Girlfriend material): This is the girl that is very attractive, but not super hot. You will be seen with her in public at any point in the day, even before drinking. You think twice before ditching this girl for a hot chick, especially if she has special powers (tongue ring, double jointed, etc.). Ascension to the 4-star level can only be attained through use of a petition. The candidate must secure 75% of the vote from those polled. (NOTE: Bonus points only make a candidate petition eligible. She still must garner 75% of the vote.)

5-star (aka Super hottie): This is the hot chick. Hopefully no further explanation is necessary. It's kind of like the Hall of Fame. VERY FEW WOMEN ARE 5-STARS, about 5-10% of the population. A declaration that someone is hot is assumed to be true, but can be rebuked if 25% of those polled vote against her 5-star placement.

Other category:

0-star (aka, Wildebeast): The lowest of the low. A 1-star (common-stock pig) with a terrible personality qualifies as a Wildebeast. They should all be put to sleep. This is that loud, disgusting fat girl in the bar that smokes, orders complicated drinks and then spills them on everyone, and is generally just so annoying that you have to actively restrain yourself from kicking her in the crotch and stomping on her throat until she drowns on her own blood. There is no insult too mean or crude for her, and basic human rights do not apply to he


learn it, live it

[Mr. Top Hat]

tucker max is kinda like harry potter to me. his stories are good but i hate the people that worship him.

[electricsnow]

Doesn't it take two to sleep together on a first date? Sorry dudes, but this is totally hypocritical. And I think it's funny how guys on here will talk about "sluts" and "whores" and totally dog them, yet they're also the dudes who end up sleeping with these girls. HIGH FIVE! errrrr....

Anyway, those are my two cents. I'll leave you back to your manly name games.

[Le Jalapeno]

[JeffKnox]

electricsnow, definitely a double standard.... but i like being on the winning side of that stereotype lol

i always though sluts were girls:

-you had sex with and gave you something you didnt want (if you know what i mean)
-you dated and then broke up with you
-you just generally dont like lol

and whores were the girls who wouldnt sleep with you

then manatees were the girls you didnt want to sleep with but got really drunk and did any way..... i know kyle has alot of manatees lol jk

[kyle41]

JeffKnox, I will never share my manatees with you so leave it be.

[mr. Blonde]

erikmonty, it is the greatest rating system ever conceived.......I dont believe in the 10 point system......its too subjective

[Timebomb]

Mr. Top Hat, I agree. One of my friends has a boner for tucker max. His stories are amusing, but they are still stories...fiction isn't hard to write.

[BillyOLDS]

girls can be called whores, imo its like hunting, men are the hunters and girls are thbe prey, if an animal jumps in front of the bullet their idiots and if its hard to get em it makes it more fun. its the game son!


as far as classifying em,
1. i would eff
2. i would eff drunk or if i need to end a dry spell
3. hopefully never touch
4. actually date

my wingman pulls mad chicks, but calls em whores when hes done with em or if they blow him off, its retarded, funny, but hes an idiot, hes been with almost 100 chicks, its insane


ps tucker max is the man, his rating system is good

[POPTART]