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Le Jalapeno
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 Posted: Oct 19, 2008 8:43 pm Post subject: Wanna Hear a Joke? |
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Women's rights
Its my favourite thing to say, and if you hung out with me, you would realize that I say this atleast once a weekend
i said it in my philosophy class though and some people weren't to happy (especially the tranny) |
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Le Jalapeno
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| Posted: Oct 19, 2008 8:58 pm Post subject: |
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oh, and by the way, I'm not serious. If women lost their rights I'd fight to get 'em back.
but I love to say this (and things like women should be barefoot and in the kitchen) |
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tjmac
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| Posted: Oct 19, 2008 9:00 pm Post subject: |
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hahahahahaha   it took me a while to get it |
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skateonwater
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why shouldnt women drive???
because theres no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.
PS i love electricsnow
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skimboarder
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| Posted: Oct 19, 2008 9:28 pm Post subject: |
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| more hahahaha |
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nickl011
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| Posted: Oct 19, 2008 9:31 pm Post subject: |
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Somebody said that on "lame joke friday" last year in Euro History. The whole class erupted in laughter.
Awesomeness
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Le Jalapeno
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| Posted: Oct 19, 2008 9:56 pm Post subject: |
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How many guys does it take to open a beer?
None, it should be open when she brings it
(made up by my friend terra, who is in fact a girl. quite possibly the coolest and funniest girl ever at that)
How many women does it take to overthrow a government?
Who cares, as long as dinner is on the table by 6
(just made that one up, i'm pretty proud)
AHAHAHAHAHAHA, Just found this one!!!!
What do a woman and a condom have in common?
They're both either in your wallet or on your d!ck. |
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MattG
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Evan71
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women are like the sun, they cook all day and go down at night!
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masi
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MattG, amazing
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LemonWake
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| Posted: Oct 19, 2008 10:59 pm Post subject: |
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skateonwater, i was totally gonna say that one
Le Jalapeno, hahaha im definately usin those. i needed some new ones
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nick
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mr. Blonde
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haha.......just made one up.......it sucks though:
what does a woman and a wakeskate have in common?
You can't wait for the next ride and evey now and then you have to kick it hard to do what you want.
........bad joke
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Men Are Better then Women by Dick Masterson, read it. |
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jboss
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nick, Can you say that a little louder? I can't hear you from up on your high horse. Ohhhhhh, sick burn!!! 
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| La Jalapeno wrote: | How many guys does it take to open a beer?
None, it should be open when she brings it
(made up by my friend terra, who is in fact a girl. quite possibly the coolest and funniest girl ever at that)
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i heard that from my dad when i was like 14
haha
Why do women have smaller feet?
so they can be closer to the kitchen sink
Why are women like clouds?
eventually they fu*k off and its a really nice day
What did the woman say to the elephant?
who cares she shouldve been in the kitchen
What do you do if the dish washer breaks down?
Slap her.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a crap in the woods.
The bear looks over to the rabbit and asks, "Hey, do you have problems with poop sticking to your fur?"
"No." replied the rabbit.
So the bear wiped his butt with the rabbit
A guy comes home home and finds his wife has slipped and fallen on the bathroom floor. She's unfortunately suctioned to the tiles by her fanny
He goes next door to get his mate.
His mate says " I've got an idea.....I'll go grab a hammer. We can smash the tiles, break the suction and rescue her."
Good idea says the husband...while you're gone, I'll lick her ear and play with her tits
What for? say's his mate......
Well if I can get her wet, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles are cheaper
I was at the doctors the other day...
He said to me "You've just GOT to stop masturbating!"
"Why?" I asked
"Because I'm trying to examine you"
Church Bells May Ring!
I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling..
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her
95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother
replied 'He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday
morning.'
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100
years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing
our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when
the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm .
Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply, in on the Ding and
out on the Dong.'
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, 'He'd still be
alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along.' |
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