my complaint about wakeskating.com

[skimboarder]

The time for debate is over. We need to stop talking and start acting. Better yet, we need to declare a truce with wakeskating.com and commence a dialogue. Although not without overlap and simplification, I plan to identify three primary positions on wakeskating.com's calumnies. I acknowledge that I have not accounted for all possible viewpoints within the parameters of these three positions. Nevertheless, wakeskating.com keeps trying to deceive us into thinking that its morals prevent smallpox. The purpose of this deception may be to discredit and intimidate the opposition. Or maybe the purpose is to push the State towards greater influence, self-preservation, and totalitarianism and away from civic engagement, constituent choice, and independent thought. Oh what a tangled web wakeskating.com weaves when first it practices to deceive.

It's possible that social stability and family unity are two things that homophobic calumniators have no concern for. However, I cannot speculate about that possibility here because I need to devote more space to a description of how whenever wakeskating.com attempts to calumniate helpless tax cheats, it looks around waiting for applause as if it's done something decent and moral rather than argumentative and brutish. Wakeskating.com's confreres have been staggering around like punch-drunk fighters hit too many times -- stunned, confused, betrayed, and trying desperately to rationalize wakeskating.com's belligerent politics. It is not a pretty sight.

Anyone with an IQ two points higher than a wet sponge's knows that wakeskating.com's genius for crime, squalor, and disorder has once again asserted itself. But, even so, if you think about it you'll see that wakeskating.com's brazen jeremiads are merely a distraction. They're just something to generate more op-ed pieces, more news conferences for media talking heads, and more punditry from people like me. Meanwhile, wakeskating.com's vicegerents are continuing their quiet work of advancing wakeskating.com's real goal, which is to give lunatics control of the asylum. It will be objected, to be sure, that wakeskating.com doesn't honestly want to produce nothing but filth. At first glance this may seem to be true but when you think about it further you'll unquestionably conclude that it once tried to convince a bunch of us that ethical responsibility is merely a trammel of earthbound mortals and should not be required of a demigod like it. Fortunately, calmer heads prevailed and a number of people informed the rest of the gang that I am deliberately using colorful language in this letter. I am deliberately using provocative phrases that I hope will stick in the minds of my readers. I do ensure, however, that my words are always appropriate and accurate and clearly explain how I know how most of you feel. It vehemently denies that, of course. But it obviously would because the problem with it is not that it's scurrilous. It's that it wants to spam the Internet with unsolicited unbalanced e-mail.

There is no such thing as evil in the abstract. It exists only in the evil deeds of evil organizations like wakeskating.com. Just to add a little more perspective, if you want to hide something from wakeskating.com, you just have to put it in a book.

With this in mind, I must make this world a kinder, gentler place. What is the milieu in which fastidious grifters drag everything that is truly great into the gutter? It is the underworld of conspiracy theory, a subculture in which larcenous rabble-rousers share fantasies of fighting heroically against a huge conspiracy that will conceal information and, occasionally, blatantly lie before long. Despite wakeskating.com's protestations and rhetoric, the facts do not support its claims. The destruction of the Tower of Babel, be it a literal truth, an allegory, or a mere story based upon cultural archetypes, illustrates this truth plainly. As I gaze into my crystal ball, I see that wakeskating.com's stooges will convince people that their peers are already riding the wakeskating.com bandwagon and will think ill of them if they don't climb aboard, too, in the near future. When I say that wakeskating.com's club is a snake pit populated by unpatriotic, unbridled jerks, wayward blowhards, and truculent madmen, this does not, I repeat, does not mean that everyone with a different set of beliefs from its is going to get a one-way ticket to Hell. This is a common fallacy held by moonstruck pests.

Wakeskating.com's most disgraceful tactic is to fabricate a phony war between hideous, daft analphabetics and pestilential morons. This way, it can subjugate both groups into helping it lower this country's moral tone and depreciate its commercial integrity. I undoubtedly don't want that to happen, which is why I'm telling you that the whole thrust of wakeskating.com's insinuations bothers me. But I digress. Given the amount of misinformation that wakeskating.com is circulating, I must point out that it has certainly never given evidence of thinking extensively. Or at all, for that matter.

Some day, wakeskating.com's impolitic idolators may ask you why you think it's a good idea to purge the darkness from wakeskating.com's heart. If you're too stunned to answer immediately they'll answer for you, probably stating that leading to the destruction of the human race is essential for the safety and welfare of the public. You should therefore be prepared to tell these uninformed dirtbags that it would be great if we could place a high value on honor and self-respect. Still, if we take a step, just a step, towards addressing the issue of fanaticism, then maybe we can open people's eyes (including our own) to a vision of how to perform noble deeds. I have a message for wakeskating.com. My message is that, for the good of us all, it should never drag men out of their beds in the dead of night and castrate them. It should never even try to do such an obdurate thing. To make myself perfectly clear, by "never", I don't mean "maybe", "sometimes", or "it depends". I mean only that there is a proper place in life for hatred. Hatred of that which is wrong is a powerful and valuable tool. But when wakeskating.com perverts hatred in order to commit acts of immorality, dishonesty, and treason, it becomes clear that if it is going to make an emotional appeal then it should also include a rational argument.

If we break the neck of wakeskating.com's policy of parasitism once and for all then the sea of fascism, on which wakeskating.com so heavily relies, will begin to dry up. While I have no proof that every concert that wakeskating.com attends rapidly degenerates into a free-for-all of slam dancing and scattered fistfights, you should still believe me, as wakeskating.com's rantings have caused widespread social alienation and from this alienation a thousand social pathologies have sprung. I mean, if there's one thing that wakeskating.com's good at, it's spreading the germs of hatred, of discord and jealously, of dissolution and decomposition. Let me relate to you the most incontrovertibly true statement I've ever heard: "Wakeskating.com descends from a long line of insane, self-deceiving personæ non gratæ who like to do the devil's work." Whoever said that clearly understood that finding the best way to fight wakeskating.com hammer and tong is a challenging problem indeed. We must therefore tackle this problem with more determination, more tenacity, and more fanaticism than it has ever been tackled before. Only then will people realize that wakeskating.com is proof that ignorance often drives misperceptions. Don't make the mistake of thinking otherwise. Wakeskating.com does, and that's why this makes me fearful that I might someday find myself in the crosshairs of its lamebrained accusations. (To be honest, though, it wouldn't be the first time.)

What I just said is a very important point but I'm afraid a lot of readers might miss it so I'll say a few more words on the subject. Wakeskating.com truly believes that coercion in the name of liberty is a valid use of state power. I hope you realize that that's just a deranged pipe dream from an obtuse pipe and that in the real world, wakeskating.com should shift for itself. (Actually, wakeskating.com is full of angst and passion and venom, but that's not important now.) Maybe you, too, want to make people suspicious of those who speak the truth, so let me warn you: I oppose wakeskating.com's biases because they are unrealistic. I oppose them because they are pathetic. And I oppose them because they will create some wily, pseudo-psychological profile of me to discredit my opinions some day.

Whatever wakeskating.com claims to the contrary, some organizations are responsible and others are not. Wakeskating.com falls into the category of "not". Wakeskating.com is a slatternly individual. I use that label only when it's true. If you don't believe it is, then consider that we have our work cut out for us. That fact may not be pleasant but it is a fact regardless of our wishes on the matter. Before you read this letter, you might have thought that "the truth", "the whole truth", and "nothing but the truth" are three different things. Now you know that wakeskating.com labels everything that conflicts with its established way of thinking as contemptible propaganda.

[TWG]

cliffs?

[Evan71]

its a website, let it be what it creates itself into, your way to into it

[sk8tehwake]

no way i am reading that.

[brassmonkey]

Is your consciousness altered?

edit: You are going to fail some test because of this.

[BillyOLDS]

wtf seriously?

[EJazzle]

skimboarder, i understood it, but damn dude. what did you get on the SATs? I felt like i was taking the grammar / vocab section all over again.
this thread will consist of
"what the hell does all that mean?"
a really long post by esnow.
nick will post something twice as confusing as skimboarder and esnow put together.

someone is gonna take offense to this...

my head hurts,

lates

[MattG]

"enter website here --> ______"

[Gnarly Dancer 42]

i understood every word of it, but i dont know what it means

[caprice150]

i can't believe you took the time to write that

some people love ws.com WAY too much

[BillyOLDS]

lamest thread ever goes to....

[scott a]

[Mr. Top Hat]

its one of those essay generators where you type in whatever you want to beach about(wakeskating.com) and it just enters the name in a prewritten essay thats so vague it can be applied to anything. anyone who thinks they got any meaning out of that, sorry, you failed.

[electricsnow]

I was going to say what top hat said. I figured that was found somewhere and some name was exchanged with "wakeskating.com." Most of it is not applicable to the site.

[MattG]

yeah throughout the whole article it says nothing about wakeskating..

[nick]

Sweet diatribe dude

[DBO #2]

skimboarder, haha like I'm goin to waste my time reading that.

[Jesse]

[skimboarder]

BillyOLDS, i don't know it's a pretty close race with all of your super sweet 18 year old sex stories.

actually, i posted this thread for a reason. i wanted to see if some people would actually believe i had a valid complaint against wakeskating.com by posting this.

here's the story. a week ago my college professor wanted us to write a complaint we had against a computer corporation. this class has a TON of students, so i wanted to check him, does he actually read our long essays we have to write?

my guess is no, i submitted a 10 paragraph essay almost identical to the one above about microsoft. i received a 30/30 for it. do you think he read it and was impressed with my amazing vocabulary? was it too long for him to touch with so many students? or as long as you turn something in you get a participation grade? who knows, i just thought it was a cool experiment.

by the way, here's the website. http://www.pakin.org/complaint/ , complain all you want, and relax while you're at it.

[Mr. Top Hat]

skimboarder, plagiarism at its finest.