injury

[soflostile]

gregg jones broke my ankle...and i can no longer wakeskate...i blame dirty craker and all the negativity on here

[Jim.Branton]

soflostile, i would blame ur mommy for not makeing u drink milk

[soflostile]

your mom gave me plenty

[Jim.Branton]

no actually she didnt because u dont hav super powers

[soflostile]

touchet

[Jim.Branton]

do u wanna fence or somethin

[DirtyCracker]

soflostile, is ur ankle broke whats the story behind all this i want a epic story TELL STORY beach

[stOAKed]

Dang man get better soon

[soflostile]

so there i was...getting some free pulls behind an epic wakeboard boat. Training to perfect my artform. Slayshing smoothly across the warm water. The sun was shining through the beads of sweat dripping down my tan smooth skin. I was riding my 37" skate barefoot due to lack of my pastura and shoes. So Ive decided cutting out over and over again to throw one trick in the flats looks lame and is unlegit. (mainly due to watching chase connor ride) so I have begun focusing on landing re-entry tricks and i/o tricks only. The wind suddenly dies and its been a day since ive last danced amongst the wakes i so dearly love. I feel a strong urge to throw a re-entry 3 shuv. I do and stick it first try. But it wasn't enough, i pop the second on higher and catch my board super high. My bare feet come stomping down on the board as my knee buckles under the sheer force produced by this trick. Oddly enogh i roll forward and my leading ankle rolls completely on its side and my foot is pressed flat against my lower leg. This hurts me greatly due to the fact its happened twice before doing the same trick. I shrug it off and keep riding all day. BTW dont ever try a ts re-entry 3shuv...ask scotty b's shattered hopes and dreams. So as if thats not enought Gregg and i left our beatiful house on lake Jessamine to visit here in jupiter and we were trying to find somthing to do. We soon findout that is our friend buzzkill brads 22 birthday party and we decide to help him celebrate. After stealing both my dads coronas and a buy one get one free ballon from publix we arrive at the "party." Needless to say and much to our dismay the party fails. At one point of me being trashed and not letting gregg sitting on the couch...he proceedes to grab my hurt anke and twist it a full 180 degrese around. This sends a huge amount of agony through my body but i am too drunk to register it right away. The next day i tell him he broke my ankle and its mostly his fault. He then says, "shoulda let me sit on the couch its all your fault." The end

P.s. I dont know if you can shuv a wakeskate on crutches...but i intend to find out

[DirtyCracker]

soflostile, honestly i could see greg doing that. because i could just see him getting mad about not being able to sit down. he just so emotional but gotta love em.

i hope this doesnt affect your camera skills

[soflostile]

u know it wont

[Evan71]

985wakeskater985, ur turnin into the new DC except DC is funny

[junglesmacks]

[scottyb]

In my defense i was kinda drunk.
im right there with you though...i punched the ground earlier that day and broke my hand. (short story..lots and lots of suppressed anger issues)
good news, i can still ride.
5$ and ur wakeskate says ur ankle isnt broken.

has anyone seen my keys? i lost them.

[DirtyCracker]

ScottyB, so much anger omg omg

[soflostile]

[DirtyCracker]

soflostile,

[sk8tehwake]

I ripped a muscle in my leg yesterday and cant ride for an month. effff.
Karma is a betch

[DirtyCracker]

sk8tehwake, um i need u

[stOAKed]

Everyone is getting hurt it sucks