best night of work ever

bob. · Posted: Jul 24, 2008 11:23 pm Post subject: best night of work ever

ok, tonight at work, was probably one of the funniest days of my life

you have to picture everything thats going on, it makes the story 100 times better

im gonna give you some background info first, dave is the owner of the restaraunt, keith is the manager, the restaraunt has 16 chairs inside, its a little place, and the owner and managers dog roam freely in there

so, dave just went to pick keiths dog, when he gets back with the dog, he tells us about how when keiths dog saw dave, he ran down the stairs, pissing all over himself, so we laugh about it, 5 seconds later, keiths dog walks up to us, lays down, rolls on his back, and starts peeing, all over himself, as he is doing it, he is moving his front paws around, and looking at us, he pees for a good 30 seconds, as we are all dying of laughter, after that, he rolls over into the puddle off piss that just dripped off him and lays there, we are all dying of laughter, crying, i almost pee'd a little

so after we clean him off, later in the night, the restaraunt is packed, probably 20 people in side, i see keiths dog walk over to the door mat on the inside, and he starts peeing again, in front of everyone, so keith takes him outside, i had to go to the back i was laughing so hard, i come back out, and keiths girlsfriends little weiner dog, walks over to the puddle of piss bigger than her, and lays down in it, i start dying again

i wish i had a video camera to share this night, it was epic, top 5 funniest things that ive ever seen for sure

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Jul 24, 2008 11:26 pm Post subject:

i wanted to eat that little dog. Yum. Hahah great story bobby <3

coricluster · Backside 180 Joined: 23 Apr 2007 Posts: 1826 City: berlin

do work son

LFArmada · Backside 180 Joined: 05 May 2008 Posts: 631 City: tucson

dont you think customers were a little turned off that there were dogs running around covered in piss where they were eating?

cheapskate · Guest

that made me laugh Very Happy

bob. · Posted: Jul 24, 2008 11:43 pm Post subject:

LFArmada, they both got taken out, if customers dont like dogs, they dont have to eat there

the only reason it happended is because keiths dog just got fixed and the doctors fizzle something up because hes been pissing everywhere, he has never done that before

BillyOLDS · Posted: Jul 24, 2008 11:45 pm Post subject:

bob., where do u work?

bob. · Posted: Jul 25, 2008 12:15 am Post subject:

BillyOLDS, restaraunt called village gourmet, por que?

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Jul 25, 2008 12:40 am Post subject:

is so good... breakfast is like an orgry of delciousness in your mouth. <3

dirtyohioriver22 · Backside 180 Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 1705 City: cincy

haha thats hilarious, not for the bro who had to clean up the piss tho, actually yeah still funny

BillyOLDS · Posted: Jul 25, 2008 12:52 am Post subject:

never heard of it, but ive managed small restraunts for the last five years, fun job, wish i made more but i smoke a metric ton while at work so i cant complain lol

LFArmada · Backside 180 Joined: 05 May 2008 Posts: 631 City: tucson

bob. · Posted: Jul 25, 2008 7:39 am Post subject:

the customers thought it was funny, its more of a locals place, people who eat there on a daily basis, and no one was there when the first incident happened.

BillyOLDS · Posted: Jul 25, 2008 1:14 pm Post subject:

LFArmada, fvck customers, 90% of them suck anyways...no one ever really tips proper, and the ones that do are awsome, but for real i have people look at the tip line on a credit card right in front of me and go...he didnt do enough to get a tip, when im cooking, answering phones, baging orders and working my a$$ off and some days i work a double from 11am till alost 3am, and im not deserving of even a dollar, id let my dog piss in their food next time for sure! if you dont even tip a dollar for a pick up....cook your own fvcking food! do your own damn dishes! if you order delivery...hook the guy up, gas is out of this world and we pay for our own! and we haul ass ussually and risk getting speeding tickets and moving violations, and when its late, we have to doge drunk drivers, for real, ucf is rediculous for drunk drivers and every car i see is swerving! so yeah i think im gna start a thread when i get a chance about this

brassmonkey · Posted: Jul 25, 2008 1:26 pm Post subject:

BillyOLDS, It's people that have never lived off tips that can't seem to grasp this concept.

cheapskate · Guest

BillyOLDS, 100% fvck customers, I just about got in a fist fight about 5 minutes ago with some smart ass guy that couldnt understand that his van wouldnt be ready by 1:30. Lost a $600 sale and maybe a fleet account. oh well, maybe I will get fired so I can go skate Evil or Very Mad

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Jul 25, 2008 1:36 pm Post subject:

BillyOLDS · Posted: Jul 25, 2008 1:58 pm Post subject:

i used to work at a place that everyone went after the bars....now thats fun cause no one has the balls to call and complain the next day after being a drunkass so i would have a hay day with em, literally tell em to eff off and when they would ask for a manager...it was me! so awsome. ive thrown people out by literally throwing them out!

now in a non racist way, i work at wing delivery and pick up place and seriously, u can only guess the majority of my customers are....they suck

LFArmada · Backside 180 Joined: 05 May 2008 Posts: 631 City: tucson

What I dont get is your complaining about a job you chose to work at. Like you said "If the customers dont like dogs they dont have to work there." Doesnt that also apply to your job? If you dont like getting paid below the minimum wage, you dont have to work there?

Sorry if I start e-drama. Just a little hypocratical....

brassmonkey · Posted: Jul 25, 2008 4:46 pm Post subject:

age gap.