setting things straight

bob. · Posted: Jul 21, 2008 9:47 pm Post subject: setting things straight

so i just wanted to confirm all this, the ghost of top hat made nick leave ws.com, caused by a dirty cracker not being able to front shuv a wooden integrity, because orlando kills the stoke, because top hat died of full blown super aids caused by alexxx hooking up with chicks over myspace who were related to the guys at era, who happen to be the best wakeskate company around now, because poogina showed up at stoke stock with her friends from Tennessee, and ruined everything, then no one could land a w2w 3 shuv late varial flip although it still made monday covers even though he didn't land it because porn threads arent allowed on ws.com because there arent enough trick tips on kickflips?

that sound about right?

keep this forum on topic, i went wakeskating today, had a really good time

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Jul 21, 2008 9:48 pm Post subject:

oh i get it now. thanks. Shocked

EJazzle · Posted: Jul 21, 2008 9:50 pm Post subject:

yep you pretty much got it. besides top hat and Alex being secret gay lovers.

and how ignorant and arrogant and dumb americans are Laughing

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Jul 21, 2008 9:56 pm Post subject:

EJazzle, PFFTT LOL

Mr. Top Hat · Dead Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 5818

no girl from myspace will ever be able to pleasure alex as good as my lubed up fist

kornhouse · Posted: Jul 21, 2008 10:00 pm Post subject:

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Jul 21, 2008 10:06 pm Post subject:

Mr. Top Hat, i was accutaly thinkin about gauging my a$$hole, i didnt know you were certified. Can i make an appointment? and you dont even need to lube up for it.

cheapskate · Guest

bob., yep! Crying or Very sad

Montgomery · Backside 180 Joined: 26 Feb 2008 Posts: 976 City: Rogers

bob., sweet Wink

feelnjstfine · Backside 180 Joined: 04 Aug 2006 Posts: 802 City: Portland

Mr. Top Hat, but what if she had one of these, might give you a run for the money

cheapskate · Guest

feelnjstfine, Laughing

Mr. Top Hat · Dead Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 5818

is this thread really going to turn into a discussion about what i can and cannot fit into alex's a$$hole?

EJazzle · Posted: Jul 21, 2008 10:21 pm Post subject:

Mr. Top Hat, big barrel baseball bat?

Birthday

feelnjstfine · Backside 180 Joined: 04 Aug 2006 Posts: 802 City: Portland

The Top Hat replica.

cheapskate · Guest

Mr. Top Hat, 3 liter bottle?

fastgreens · Kickflip Joined: 29 Dec 2007 Posts: 3563 City: baytown

rofl

Mr. Top Hat · Dead Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 5818

feelnjstfine, i never take my watch off...

EJazzle · Posted: Jul 21, 2008 10:29 pm Post subject:

Mr. Top Hat, dont you loose it when its been a while though? or just extra lube?

will this fit?

feelnjstfine · Backside 180 Joined: 04 Aug 2006 Posts: 802 City: Portland

Mr. Top Hat, hahaha, no mercy from you huh.

kornhouse · Posted: Jul 21, 2008 10:34 pm Post subject:

EJazzle, not quite that big....but that looks like the barrel their lube came in last Christmas, last time i checked it was already down to the lower line