Number Dos

[-=AlexXx=-]

Im not quite sure what is going on lately. I have been having myspace whores add me left and right. Some cute... some ugly as fu<k ones, and then some signicantly attractive ones. This is a story about my second myspace hook up, ever... and also my second one this week. If you have read my last one "GutterSlut", this one isnt as crazy or creepy.... but if u have not read it DO IT NOW, as$$hole. Anyway, i think i should start out with a bit of backround info on myself so you understand the story a bit better.

I am slightly...wel.. ya im kinda homeless. Ive been couch surfing all summer since i had to leave my dormatory at FAU in Boca. My parents are not financially capable to support me with a living space down here in boca and want me to commute from thier place in Jupiter, which is a 30-45 min drive. I was not prepared to do that. So i said nay, and began my summer classes. I live primarily outa my car, ive been wearing the same board shorts/shirts for weeks now and not done a load of laundry since i moved out in april... its working pretty good right now. This particular night i am staying at my buddy Tim's house on my blow up mattress in his room. We have a class 2gether on tuesday and thrusdays so we drive together to save gas. To the story:

I have been talking to this Girl, lets call her NL, no particular reason i just dont wanna give out her real name and NL are the initals of Natural Light, and i love natty, for some times now.. probly a good 3 weeks. Strickly online and a few drunk phone calls. Shes been nothing like my last myspace gutter slut, as in she doesnt call 60 times in one day, with no exageration. This girl is much cuter, very fun to talk, and has a ruff life from how she protrays it to me. Anyways, She calls me yesterday right after im done teaching some kids,

Side note: i was riding doubles with this 10 yr old who has fallen in love wiht wakeskating after doing it for the first time last week, hes using a NEW Mini, that im letting him borrow for the time being and hes KILLIN IT! he was slayshin me in the face and lipsliding and we are working on suface 180s he can do it but then he falls, hes not really confortable with switch riding yet, which is understandable for his 3rd time riding. But i digress.

So she calls me sounds a bit distraught. She had a bit of a run in with the men in blue and she was in DIRE need of comforting. At this point im thinking how this could have fell in my lap any better. I feel like i just won something without even trying. I initally get excited but then remember i have a paper due in the morning... Fu<k my life were the words that came out of my mouth. I told her I needed to do this paper, but i would try to hurry and then i would come get her and we would hang out. This is at around 8 or so. I start plowing through this paper. Meanwhile she sends me a link to her webcam... and god damn it she was so cute. I wanted to quit writing and drive over there FAST.

Note: i dont even have a webcam... only she did, i thought that would be werid for her... but w/e she was having fun.

After teasing me with her webcam for a while i tell her im totaly distracted and have to finish this if she wants to hang out. At this point Tim (the kids house im at) walks in and see her. He says why the eff are u not there NOW. And then i was like dude i have to finish this. He says im going to get you some wine and shes coming over. I say DONE. And he goes to get the wine and i finish my paper. Its 11 oclock now and Tim and i get in the car and head to pick her up.

Its a 25ish minute drive to her place and we jam out the whole time. Thank god Tim had a radar detector, we saw SO many cops along the way. The funniest one was this one cop sitting on the side of 95 who was shooting lazer outside his car, if you know anything about these things Lazer is undecectable by radar detectors untill they shoot it, but once they shoot it they are usualy on your car and ur screwed, this guy had his Radar Gun ON, which we could detect with the scanner but he was shooting lazer also.. So we dectected him miles away, must be an amature... dumb ass.

We show up and i get outa the car and say hey and give her a hug and we head back to Tim's place. We chit chat it up on the way back and get to know each other a bit. NL is accutaly really cool i being to accutaly like her a bit.

We get back to Boca and stat boozin. I go grab the wine, Tim grabs 3 glasses. She sees a bottle of Vodka and says, and i quote "You better keep that away from me or there will be trouble". My immediate though was "GEt THIS GIRL SOME VODKA STAT!" But i didnt say it haha. Tim and i pop the bottle open and start drinkin, she doenst like wine she states and just sits and talks while tim and i take out a bottle. After that i loosened up a lil and i think she was getting antsy and wanted a drink. I offered her more wine and shes like no ew, and i said what do u want then. NL replies: Red Bull Vodka, or as i like to call them RBV's. At that moment i thought i fell in love. Not only is this girl Hot, Funny, barable to be around longer then a few minutes but she loves RBV's. I dash for the Vodka and RB, and she starts boozin it up. We pop open a new Bottle of wine and she starts drinkin it with us. Tim, takes this as a note to leave so he gets up and says hes going to bed. ( we were out on the patio). We talked for another hour while we killed this wine bottle. We were both pretty messed up. so we decided to go in Tims room to see what he was doing. He was passed the eff out. One thing about this kid is that He can fall asleep anywhere, sleep through anything.... On night i was over his place and he fell asleep with a beer in his hand... woke up went to the bathroom, still beer in hand, came back layed down and feel back asleep WITH THE SAME half full beer in his hand. I thought that was incredable... but i digress again.

So Tims passed out, we decide to jump under the covers on my blow up matress. I let her pick a movie from HBO, She chooses knocked up. I dont recall even seeing the intro to the movie because as soon as she hit play we were going at it. She was a great kisser and very sexy. We were rolling around and Tim was snoaring his face off haha. We started tearing each others cloths off but she got a lil freaked out cuz tim flipped over and was laying right in plain view of her... and he would totaly see the full package if he were to wake up... But he didnt. She got over her stage frieght and we were doing the no pants dance. She is whispering all kinds of sexy things in ear: "I want you inside me", things to that nature. Then she asks if i have a condom. Im in. YES. I rummage threw every single drawer in the room. And i want to shoot myself in the d!ck.

Tim had this absolutly drop dead georgous g/f last month, she was hotter then any girl i have ever held hands with, But she was an aboslutly pshycotic beach. I wont even go into her storys...it would take a week and a half to write. Anyway, besides the point, i stocked tim up on about 100 condoms i got from the free clinic not to long ago... apparently they were all gone/used/trashed who knows... But the fact was there was a sexy horney girl saying "fu<k me hard" on my blow up mattress, and i was condomless.

I have always been an advocate of safe sex. Infact was a advocate of Abstainence up till college came. Ive always said, if your not responsable enough for a kid dont screw around, at least stupidly. Lots of mistakes happen when your drunk and honry and i am smart enough to not let that happen. So we just messed around...for a long time it was fun. I played off the whole lack of condom thing really well. I was like "I dont really want to have sex yet, i think we should save if for a specail time blah blah" She abolsutly loved it, im pretty she wanted to set up a wedding date after that line.

It was passed 5 am at this point. She had to go cuz i had to sleep.... i have class in the morning. We both got up got dressed then i made her wake Tim up to drive her home cuz we were both to hammerjacked, i could have no drove. Tim wakes up not knowing anything even happened and we all hop in his car and drive her home. I get outa kiss her goodnight, and ask if i can see her again. She says she cant wait.

Tim and i get home and i pass the eff out. Sleept from 7ish to 11 got up and had to run to school and print stuff out then make it to class to hand in my paper. Mind you i am HUNG OVAAAAA. Im miserably tired, in fact while writting this i have nearly dosed off several times. Now I have to drive south and take care of my grandma, hung over, tired.... but very pleased with this Random myspace hookup. NL was nothing like the GS of the last storey. I am taking NL to dinner or somthing this weekend. Im excited she is really cool, really attractive and she wants to try wakeskating. Im stoked. I know this storey isnt really that great, but ive gotten a few PM's from people who have commented on how they enjoy my stories so i figure if anything its just for those few people. Dont bother asking me for a pic unless your one of the ones i gave the pic to last time in that case PM me or AIM me.... Im just amazed at how the interent has brought me 2 cute girls in 1 week, without me trying at all. And i thought it was funny that i didnt have a condom.... damn it.

[Calskater23]

[LemonWake]

holy poo flying myspace hook ups batman.

insane... thats the longest story i've read since grade school.

[CapriSunAllNatural]

I dont know why you share this here.... but props.

A few things though.
1)If she's on top, you dont need a condom. its science!
2)Natty??? Com'on! I guess you dont have a home though, so its makes sense.
3)You didn't learn much from your first myspace trick did you...
4)It never happened unless you post her webcam here.

[*Nate]

Damn Alex you write alot...and I read it all. Lets hope she doesn't turn into a clingy psycho chic

[EJazzle]

-=AlexXx=-, hahaha ! the jewish tucker max wanna be!

is she gonna be up here this weekend?

[DMoneyy]

ha wow can't believe i read this whole story too

[soy escuala]

[Fail.]

-=AlexXx=-, EPIC Fail.

[Calskater23]

Fail., You better shut the fvck up.

[Fail.]

Calskater23, Fail.

[DirtyCracker]

ONCE AGAIN IM CALLING LATE NIGHT SHOWTIME PORNO

[SleuCrew]

[waterdork88]

[BillyOLDS]

dude, wtf, i dont even know what to say but i bet shell be the craiziest girl ever, and just think if shell do that with u shell do it with anyone, never think that ur the first and last dude shell ever want like that, not to be negative and such but all to much i see my friends get sucked up in that game and then are shocked that "she" could just run and jump on another c*ck. so like always be careful
and yeah wrap ur tool, there is sum nasty women out there

[JustJason]

pretty intresting and headhuntermx4, thats a fact

[k-clark]

dont be silly.....wrap ure willy

[mr robotto]

Fail., Fail.

anyways i like reading your stories

[Calskater23]

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