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Jholiday · Posted: Jul 25, 2007 1:34 pm Post subject:

you never hear anything bad about austrailia........thats where i wanna be

jonnyUTAH · Backside 180 Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 1951

Aussies are loud-mouth Dingos, aka the a$$-clowns of the world. Case-in-point....."Dingo" the snowboard announcer. I would be interested to see if Dingo even has a work Visa for the United States, and even paid taxes for that matter.

Alright...before you get your Diggerydoos all tied in a knot, hear me out.

Aussies are cool people. HOWEVER, if you ever travel anywhere (Whistler, Indo, Japan, Asia, Europe) there will ALWAYS be a pack of Dingos working illegally under the table to fund his/her 2-year backpack trip around the world. They are normally: smelly, drunk, LOUD, lazy, and not paying taxes. If you don't believe me, go travel.....

Alright....now just to prove that I am not a deuchebag, I will also point out that when Canadians travel, they are normally overly-patriotic, hang-out in packs, talk hockey, praise Canada, and have Canadian flags all over their crap.

With that said, I have never met a Kiwi (New Zealander) that I didn't like.
Scots are cool, but they are cheap as hell. I have like 3 Scotish friends that each owe me a full night out.

xoxoxoxoxo

Slaytwebeling · Pop Shuvit Joined: 23 May 2004 Posts: 152 City: G-town

Johnnyutah- canada is probably great but I heard the hardest part about loving Canada more than the US is having to tell your parents your gay. Laughing

j/k. but seriously god bless america. j/k. but really.

jonnyUTAH · Backside 180 Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 1951

the biggest mistake of Internet forms.

"your" vs. "you're"

"your gay" or "your an idiot" always needs to be "you're gay" and "you're an idiot" .... FYI!!!

and I agree....telling YOUR parents that YOU'RE gay is the hardest part about being Canadian.

the hardest part about being American is first telling your parents that you're gay, but following it up by saying that you're going over to Iraq to kill insurgents in hopes that it will scare the Gay out of you, and that it will turn you into a real American man.

nick · Posted: Jul 25, 2007 2:31 pm Post subject:

Germans?

Poo · Guest

che blanc, no no no, we're talking about uzbekastanians here.

Mr. Top Hat · Dead Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 5818

we have a don't ask don't tell policy. makes it quite convienent and you can just start killing insurgents without having the whole liking dudes conversation with your parents.

deltarider · Guest

Canada does have Jack Bauer.
But we have.....(insert name)

Farlain_Rider · Faceplant Joined: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 18 City: Toronto

wow, I gotta head down south for some shoping.

PIRATE · Kickflip Joined: 11 Jul 2006 Posts: 2651

t-rex · Backside 180 Joined: 24 Jun 2007 Posts: 2007 City: Denver

jonnyUTAH, i love you.

and no i'm not goin to tell my parent's that i love johnnyUTAH Smash

Evan71 · Posted: Jul 26, 2007 11:50 am Post subject:

BLAME CANADA BLAME CANADA

Slaytwebeling · Pop Shuvit Joined: 23 May 2004 Posts: 152 City: G-town

Utah- I will admit it you got me on the your you're thing.

NotSoBueno · Backside 180 Joined: 16 Oct 2005 Posts: 1806 City: SoCal

When I was with a bunch of Canadians, all they talked about was Ketchup flavored potato chips.

True.

jonnyUTAH · Backside 180 Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 1951

HAHAHAH....in deed we did!!

And then Harlos bought a bag of McDonald's Cheezeburger Flavoured Doretoes and then I realized that American Chemists where the smartest of all.....

NotSoBueno · Backside 180 Joined: 16 Oct 2005 Posts: 1806 City: SoCal

Wait...they need chemists to make flavored tortilla chips? For real?

I thought all they used was a really high powered blender and a food dehydrator to get the flavoring powders...... Smash

Plus, one Canadian I know is addicted to Wasabi FunYuns. Crazy Eyes