Wakeskate Story

integrity640 · Kickflip Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 2866 City: Ocala

then rick james walked up and said "fvck yo couch nigga!!!!!!!!" and mixed crack with lemonade

Chrishau · Backside 180 Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 919 City: Aurora

Then he hopped on a board and landed his first baside heelflip

XdrummerX · Pop Shuvit Joined: 03 Sep 2004 Posts: 193

the mantees dissapeard into my pocket

VonBoggin · Backside 180 Joined: 21 Nov 2005 Posts: 1666 City: Austin

Chuck Norris shows up and karate chops the manitee's fins off and says "Now i shall call you LUMP"

Chrishau · Backside 180 Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 919 City: Aurora

I tell the driver im ready and the cat fish is still hanging on, he said i have to do a v-flip to 3-flip to w2w v-flip or he wont let go.

provin1327 · Posted: Jan 18, 2007 10:19 pm Post subject:

so I stomp those 3 tricks perfectly...

dirtyohioriver22 · Backside 180 Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 1705 City: cincy

*eats* now i wake up from this very lonf disturbing dream about manatees and weird sex only to find out its my turn to skate and i was sleepin bc my homie sucked so im wakeskaten when

provin1327 · Posted: Jan 18, 2007 10:22 pm Post subject:

I hit a huge fiznackling tree stump, and I break my board in half...

Chrishau · Backside 180 Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 919 City: Aurora

Micheal richards calls me the N-Word. cause my board broke then all my firends point and...

integrity640 · Kickflip Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 2866 City: Ocala

yell( in the japanese accent) GODZILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

dirtyohioriver22 · Backside 180 Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 1705 City: cincy

continue to call me a nigga when the damnn catfish jumps up and grabs hold of my wiener again and says "bring me a shrubbery"

dirtyohioriver22 · Backside 180 Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 1705 City: cincy

end every post with when...

I wake up call da boys grab my grinch winch walk outside and see nothing but butter when..

righteous · Backside 180 Joined: 25 Sep 2006 Posts: 679 City: orlando

i then rode off on my wakeskate where i came across the killer rabbit in monty pithons holy grail.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg Laughing

xXxcaliwakeskaterxXx · Backside 180 Joined: 18 Oct 2006 Posts: 533

and a sandwich fell from above

deltarider · Guest

and my cat ate my slipper/cellular phone

dirtyohioriver22 · Backside 180 Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 1705 City: cincy

so i gave my cat a thorough spanking then continued skatin i attempted to hit my first incline nervously when

kyle41 · Posted: Jan 19, 2007 1:17 am Post subject:

Mrs peaches showed up with a bag of her famous ghetto fried chicken

NaRC-P rider · Posted: Jan 19, 2007 1:20 am Post subject:

so i chomped that down in every Vegan's face and then slapped that ho til next thursday, whilst continuing my shredding.

CapriSunAllNatural · Posted: Jan 19, 2007 1:22 am Post subject:

i kick fliped her fried chicken ass and caught that shyt so high that it made Danny Hampson AND TNT jelous as balls! so then nick taylor pulls a gun on my ass in a rage of jealousy and...

stompin9s · Posted: Jan 19, 2007 1:29 am Post subject:

...then the ying yang twins were like "HAAAAAHH" and they started wakeskatin in their white tees...