Jokes

[Jeff_Knox]

my friend (who is female) just sent these to me... i thought some of them were pretty good but they are definately geared toward women... tell me what you think

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
>> > >A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
>> > >
>> > >Q. What's a mixed feeling?
>> > >A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your
>>new
>>car.
>> > >
>> > >Q. What's the height of conceit?
>> > >A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
>> > >
>> > >Q. What's the definition of macho?
>> > >A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
>> > >
>> > >Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
>> > >A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
>> > >
>> > >Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
>> > >A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick.
>> > >
>> > >Q. What is a Yankee?
>> > >A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
>> > >
>> > >Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
>> > >A. They both like a tight seal.
>> > >
>> > >Q.. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
>> > >A. Their balls are just for decoration.
>> > >
>> > >Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?
>> > >A. About three inches.
>> > >
>> > >Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?
>> > >A. For traction in the mud.
>> > >
>> > >Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
>> > >A. It's not hard.
>> > >
>> > >Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
>> > >A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
>> > >
>> > >Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
>> > >A: 45 minutes.
>> > >
>> > >Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
>> > >A: Breasts don't have eyes.
>> > >
>> > >Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true
>>love?
>> > >A. The swallow.
>> > >
>> > >Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
>> > >A: Seven inches is medium, ten inches is rare.
>> > >
>> > >Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
>> > >A. They don't have balls to scratch