have you ever....?

[Jordan Sprague]

yes i have actually

have u ever wrestled a wild panther in the middle of egypt and than ran to the nearest bazzar and asked for direction to an american publix you you can have a fried manatee with hot sauce on it

[nick]

Fag

Have you ever asked someone, "You been making a lot of money? You know, with all that sellin out you've been doing."?

[masi]

No...

Have you ever had such an itchy ass that you had to go to the bathroom to scratch it?

[nick]

No, I will not hide my itchy ass, I will scratch it when and where it is necessary and convenient.

Have you ever seen Dukes of Hazzard?

[dirtyohioriver22]

yes j-simps cmon man

have u ever had an indian summer iver 80% like im having right now in cincy its sweet

[roberto]

no wtf is that ?



have u ever punch someone out for no reason?

[Schimkat]

Im one of those peaceful persons.


Have you ever sneezed and coughed at the same time?

[TannerC]

yes

have you ever yelled just for the sake of yelling, in a really crowed place and everyone looks at you funny?

[nick]

All the time.

Have you ever wondered what an Indian summer is?

[PIRATE]

no


Have you ever been one of three whiteboys in a wendy's ?

[nick]

"Ah shít, they's a white boy in hurr"




Have you ever worn shorts that someone left in your hotel room and found a good sized bag of soft in the pocket?

[PIRATE]

che blanc, hahahhaa, I swear that wasn't mine or Jeff's, IT must have been you know who's......

and No.....

Have you ever wished the stor above yours had happened to you j/k

[nick]

PIRATE, PM me who you think it was.

No. Drugs are gay.


Have you ever pegged a sitting bird in the back of the head with a hefty rock at a very high speed?

[PIRATE]

No


Have you ever wondered why Nick Knows what a Good Size bag looks like.

j/k i know your clean as a whistle.

[Jesse]

Yes I just did. or the difference between soft and hard.


Ever built a killer lookin rail, only to have it fall completely apart first hit?

[jonnyUTAH]

yes...I suck at life!

Ever ate mushrooms while driving a car and had 45 mins before the high kicked in and had a 60 min drive to get to your "Safe trip house"? hahahah.....schrooms!

[PIRATE]

no



Ever ate shrooms at work thinking you were getting off early, and then finding out you had to stay, So you had to fess up to the Manager (luckily he was cool and let me go if I gave him some) then you went Wakeskating but Everytime you Fell you gor all paranoide all the while Engen was trying to explain to everyone in the boat that you were just "wierd dude"


i'm glad i dont do drugs anymore..... I made myself look like a jack ass alot..

[jonnyUTAH]

Ever been given the opportunity to do either Paodee or schrooms in downtown Tokyo during World Cup and pussed out and went with the schrooms only to get completely lost in a crazy foreign city by yourself with only a vague idea where your hotel is.........and when you eventually find your hotel room you watch the Queen's Grand Jubelee for 3 hours naked eating snacks??? (I've got photos from that "trip" I should show you sometime).

Ever gone out drinking in downtown Montreal with your team only to wake up completely naked wrapped in a blanket in the Hotel hall wall two flights of stairs below your room...and when you come back to your hotel room the next morning Engen and Yoda make fun of you?

[dirtyohioriver22]

yes

have u ever never done schrooms

[roberto]

yes


have u ever tried a screaming front flip on a wakeskate