chuck norris

[NaRC-P rider]

chuck norris once punched a horse in the chin....

its descendents are now known as giraffes.

[nick]

Actually, I believe it was Bill Paxton. Chuck Norris was crying when he saw it though, he's a beach for horses.

[Vance Collins]

NaRC-P rider,

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet when he jumps in the water...

the water gets chuck norris.

[NaRC-P rider]

Chuck Norris also starred in Twister. As the Tornado.



so bill paxton that billy.

[jboss]

Chuck Norris jokes are waaaaaaaay too played out.

[provin1327]

^^^ word

[Wakeness450]

i dont believe that at all .......................................not true............................. not true............................................................................

[ridehatzic]

jboss, agreed.

[NaRC-P rider]

in that case we can just replace the words "chuck norris" with "Drew McGuckin" and the facts will be just as true, if not more so.

[nick]

I agree that all Chuck Norris jokes are played out, but since Drew McGuckin is responsible for all the events that inspired the jokes, we can say them as Drew McGuckin jokes.

Dave, good call on the tornado

[NaRC-P rider]

Drew McGuckin once kickflipped a horse in the chin.




it's descendents all died before they were born.

[nick]

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet,
until Drew McGuckin frontside flipped her into a glacier.

[NaRC-P rider]

yes! i was just thinking about that joke the other day, so good. i remember when i first told it to you via AIM, and i just wrote the first half: "Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet." and before i wrote back you go "and pleasured herself." yesssss

[Jesse]

Charles Bronson is where its at right now.