¤ Reading Tutorial ¤

[NoPidy]

Reading tutorial

This tutorial is for all the kids and uneducated adults that cannot read. I am hoping that this will become a sticky because with this tutorial everyone that has ever thought about wakeskating will now be able to join this site and carry on conversations with other people that have the same passion.

Lesson 1 – Vowels

A – The letter A makes the sound “a” and “aa” as in hat and slate.
E – The letter E makes the sound “e” and “ee” as in net and beet.
I – The letter I makes the sound “i” and “eye” as in kit and kite.
O – The letter O makes the sound “o” and “oh” as in hot and ho.
U – The letter U makes the sound “uh” and “you” as in umpire and unicorn.
Y – The letter Y sometimes makes the sound “i” as in sky.

Lesson 2 – The Other Letters

B – The letter B makes the sound “buh” as in bat.
C – The letter C makes the sound “kkk” (don’t worry, this letter is not racist) as in cat.
D – The letter D makes the sound “duh!” as in dog.
F – The letter F makes the sound “ff” as in fat.
G – The letter G makes the sound “guh” as in gay (the happy gay, lets keep this pg rated).
H – The letter H makes the sound “hhh!” as in horny. (LORDY I HAVE A SICK MIND)
J – The letter J makes the sound “juh” as in jello.
K – The letter K makes the sound “kkk” (again, it isn’t a racist letter) as in Kampus Wakeskates.
L – The letter L makes the sound “lll” as in my name which is Logan.
M – The letter M makes the sound “mmm” as in, “mmm, that cookie was delicious”.
N – The letter N makes the sound “nnn” as in nipple. (The Knights that say NEH are very familiar with this letter)
P – The letter P makes the sound “puh” as in poop or poopy or even pooper.
Q – The letter Q makes the sound “kwa” as in queen.
R – The letter R makes the sound “rrr” as in riiggghhht.
S – The letter S makes the sound “sss” like a snake hissing.
T – The letter T makes the sound “ttt” as in ti… OH YOU KNOW!
V – The letter V makes the sound “vvv” as in Vikings.
W – The letter W makes the sound “wuh” as in wombo.
X – The letter X makes the sound “kss” as in, well, I got nothing.
Y – The letter Y makes the sound “Yah” as in yippi-do-da-day.
Z – The letter Z makes the sound “Zzz” as in zap!

Lesson 3 – Using The Skill Of Reading

Have fun and be safe with your new skill. You may laugh (the gh in laugh makes the sound “ff”) when I say be safe, but very bad things can come of reading, such as the book Othello that is assigned at school. This is a level 10 danger. Do anything you can think of to stay away from this danger such as skipping school, acting sick, breaking off the teachers arm and repeatedly hitting him/her over the head with it, etc, etc, just don’t get too carried away. Good luck! (the c and k together make the sound “kkk” and this is still not considered racist)

Much love from you educated teacher,

Nopidy

[SoFloSkater]

NoPidy, how can that teach people to read if they cant read it.

[JamesBoardr]

SoFloSkater, dont ruin his dream (good point)
othello's not that bad

[pipo]

Talk about your altime backfire.

[NoPidy]