Sattelyte interview?

cassette315 · Posted: Mar 30, 2006 3:46 pm Post subject:

Enigma, show some respect man
you've barly been on this website, and ur already talking shyt.
god dam noobies.

Enigma · Ollie Joined: 17 Jan 2005 Posts: 73

Pirate, im pretty sure that was an interview, and not an article. Are we reading the same thing?

Cassette...should i just fill up threads here with mindless drivel like yours until i up my post count some?

donJonSwan · Ollie Joined: 10 Mar 2006 Posts: 94 City: Laguna Hills

It wasn't an interview.

The people were upset because they couldn't get an interview as fast as they wanted.

Whoever wrote the piece has no balls, no contact info, no real name.

What a load of shizzle.

bizzuck · Faceplant Joined: 18 Nov 2005 Posts: 21

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this really just proves how stupid all of you are.... is it really that hard add 2 + 2? maybe it is for a bunch of wakeskaters... jeez. i didnt think it was possible to be this retarded. thanks for proving me wrong!

Enigma · Ollie Joined: 17 Jan 2005 Posts: 73

you didnt think it was funny? I personally couldnt stop laughing.

They dont have a real name? That is crazy. I wonder why their parents never gave them a name. Very odd.

VonBoggin · Backside 180 Joined: 21 Nov 2005 Posts: 1666 City: Austin

i stopped reading it after it called us the retarted cousins of skateboarding Mad

PIRATE · Guest

SkateForce, cassette315, THERE Just three dudes trying to get me all fired up........ It worked and for that I applaud you.

Smash

kento911 · Kickflip Joined: 29 Mar 2004 Posts: 3657 City: Phoenix

Enigma, I think you got your tampon in the wrong hole bud, and just for the record mis-quoting Nick Taylor WAS lame and deserved to be corrected just as this lame ass interview needs to be, for all my encounters with sattelyte's people they are way cool and way about progressing the sport. . . . and writing a gay article bashing them for not calling you back is lame as are you, and so far all your posts HAVE been drivel from my perspective, but I think you should lash out at Pirate a little more, and go ahead and lash out at me too if you want, that way well have a fresh Net-Tard to laugh at this weekend for taking the net way too serious. . . grow up

Enigma · Ollie Joined: 17 Jan 2005 Posts: 73

what hole does the tampon go in kento? Seriously.

cassette315 · Posted: Mar 30, 2006 4:28 pm Post subject:

Enigma, um.. Neutral

do u no what a Vag-ina-a is?

Brandon Lee · Ollie Joined: 19 Jan 2005 Posts: 51 City: Brooks

[quote="cassette315"]Enigma, um.. Neutral

do u no what a Vag-ina-a is?[/quote]
Has Webster's since changed the spelling of vagina to vaginaa, or maybe that is an attempt at the plural of vagina?

Enigma · Ollie Joined: 17 Jan 2005 Posts: 73

Cassette, seriously. I dont normally tell people this. But you are embarassing yourself.

Its fun for me if you want to keep at it though.

warlock · Backside 180 Joined: 20 Jan 2005 Posts: 1503 City: AC

i think they are in atlanta... i know what happened and it was wrong for them to write that.. we were talking w/ them about an interview or a review and be added to the gear guide. it was an oversite in the non reply to the guy (i'm being nice and not posting his name) and he didn't get a email interview set up... so he went and posted that ___granted we(i) should have followed up beyond the point in which was done.. but i don't think that was necessary. Evil or Very Mad

ZoSo · Backside 180 Joined: 15 Apr 2005 Posts: 900 City: Winnipeg

I wonder if Enigma wrote that article...they seem to have a lot in common...

RedXIII · Posted: Mar 30, 2006 4:59 pm Post subject:

wow i found the made up interview so funny i knew after the part where he talks about riding on top of a garage door. lolEnigma, clam down dood

seven11dmd · Posted: Mar 30, 2006 5:05 pm Post subject:

warlock, are you talking about the ATL?!

i dunno · Pop Shuvit Joined: 13 Mar 2004 Posts: 146 City: orlando!

ok thats preettty sweet

warlock · Backside 180 Joined: 20 Jan 2005 Posts: 1503 City: AC

seven11dmd, the ATL?? atlanta i thought that is where someone said the site is run or based out of or whatever...

the guy just emailed me back and was nice about it all. said it was in fun and not meant to harm anyone and hopefully we will have a real interview done asap and change it... i wasn't thrilled when i read it either... but i will take the blame for not following up more w/ emily and garry to make sure it was done...

Enigma · Ollie Joined: 17 Jan 2005 Posts: 73

Zoso...I cannot believe it took all damn day for someone to piece it all together.

ZoSo · Backside 180 Joined: 15 Apr 2005 Posts: 900 City: Winnipeg

Didn't take me all day...I checked the forums skimmed the article, noticed it was retarded, moved on to something else...came back, checked the forums...noticed something was up...actually read the article, noticed the similarities in the shotty, half-assed, faux "I don't care I'm an idiot" writing style and basically put 2+2 together...which is something you never learned because it appears you never went to school.

That website is a waste of space and so are you. Next?