The awesomeness that is NIP/TUCK

[PIRATE]

electricsnow, i think the question you really need to ask yourself is
























is christian the carver?????

p.s if you buy a sattelyte i'll make sure they send you a suprise with it.

[Greg T]

who was the girl at the end? I couldn't really pay close attention becase I had homework to do.

[PIRATE]

Greg T, idk i didn't see it i have to watch the re-runs on the weekend.

[Greg T]

PIRATE, oh, well let's end this discussion now to avoid spoiling it for you.

[electricsnow]

Dudes!!! She was the cop that had christian arrested for being the carver!!! She also did "research" with christian and his porn director lady friend!!! Talk about karma!!! And they used that dream trickery, so for a minute you thought christian was dreaming all of that crap up, but then he really WAS in jail!!! She was the best victim for the carver EVER!!!! OMG!!! WTF???? LMAO!!!!

"So, tell me what you don't like about yourself." !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, that was the baddest episode yet!! Holy cow...it was so good.

Seriously? I think the carver is the new plastic surgeon at the firm! Think about it: he could have gotten some "evidence" from that multi-person encounter (I'm keeping this gentile, people) at chrstian's (DNA), and then since he's bi, he could have totally tapped christian's bum without thinking twice. HOLY MOSES!!! HE FITS THE PROFILE!! HE'D KNOW WHERE TO CUT PEOPLE!!! AND HE"S THE ONLY DUDE AT THE FIRM WITH A CLEAN FACE!!!

(whew) OK, where was I??? Gee, pirate, what a deal. You should sell used cars or something.

[Greg T]

That's who I thought/figured it was.

But yea, I was gonna be kinda pissed if he was just dreaming the whole time. That would be lame.

And I don't know who this other surgeon you are talking about is. At least not off the top of my head.

I still don't follow this show very well. I've missed a lot. Are there dvds out?

[nick]

What's a carver?

[koolbeans]

matt is the carver......same dna as christian

[Greg T]

Nick Taylor,



He cuts your face because you are beautiful. And then usually rapes you.

[nick]

[senorbueno]

matt would only have half of the dna of christian, that condem was definitely christians...

it was probably planted by the detective anyway b/c she is just a beach and would do something like that.

That show is sooo addicting and crazy...

[PIRATE]

THE carver is the scariest person ever. Everytime I see him i get goosebumps.

I was thinking it was matt, but now e-snow brings up a good point, someone split the topic please.

or else the carver wiill get you.

beuty is a curse on the world

[jzwake]

If you guys care. Ryan Murphy (nip/tuck creator) said in a entertainment weekly that the carver would be someone we cared about, not some BS supporting character. He also said his Idenity will be revealed in the last scene of this season's finale.

that being said, Quinten and Matt are the obvious carver choices so I doubt it will be them. I say its a two man/woman job.

[electricsnow]

See, the other thing I thought of, was that the whole "carver" issue is what brought quinten into the practice, and everything TOTALLY worked to his advantage. Add in the fact that he was the ONLY one that didn't think chrisitan was the carver, and well...stay away from quinten (and cover thy bum)!

Honestly, he wasn't obvious to me until chrisitan was proved innocent. And I don't think it would be matt because just because he slept with a transsexual doesn't mean he'd tap a bum. He was still looking for men with lady parts, not men who dressed like pretty/semi pretty ladies with men parts. the man with man parts ended up getting the snot kicked out of him. And then they exacted their revenge on matt....

ANYWAY, this is pretty much the best show on television right now. I think seasons one and two are on dvd...so do your homework!!! IT'S SO AWESOME!!! Seriously, I usually work from 6 am to 8 pm, so on tuesday night, I wind down with some nip/tuck.

yeah pirate, that mask is gnarly! GASP

[senorbueno]

see, if it's Quentin, I think it's too obvious. I think it's the nurse. Not taking into account what jzwake said, I think it would be perfect to be her, because Christian was out with the anesthesia that was adminstered to him by the nurse whenever the fake Carver victim actually got slashed by the Carver. Also, she could have intentionally not supplied the correct amount of anesthesia to the faker b/c she knew that she wasn't actually slashed and wanted her to feel real pain.

-If you don't already watch this show, start at the beginning though you can rent the seasons or download them or whatever, the storyline really goes through a bunch of twists and turns and you really miss a lot by jumping in midseason. Especially if you haven't caught the previous seasons.

[Schimkat]

Greg T, I fell on the floor laughing when I saw that picture... but then again I do that when I see a math book...

[jordan]

[electricsnow]

thinking back, did anyone (outside of christian) even know that girl was faking it? They didn't fully know that girl was a dunce until she was out and they started to filet her face like a sweet, sweet steak. Then they were like, she used a steak knife (or whatever). And then it wasn't until afterwards that she was like "I used a bread knife, you asses!!!"

Anyway, I see what you're saying...if it was the nurse, she'd be the only one that would know.

I'm still not totally convinced that it's the nurse, but you're right in that quentin (sp) might be too obvious. It's fun as hell to speculate and think back to all of the episodes, but I usually end up being wrong with these sorts of things.

Well, I did know at the bottom of my heart that rachel would marry ross, but outside of that...

OK, schimkat, your post was funny. (seriously)

[senorbueno]

electricsnow,

Me too, I'm never right when I guess, but it certainly doesn't stop me from trying again every episode.

[PIRATE]

THE nurse theary has me by the flesh