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Mr. Top Hat
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 Posted: Sep 19, 2005 8:25 pm Post subject: Great story |
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this is a true story......
about a month ago this girl was fishing off of a local pier when she looks down and sees a fairly large manatee swim by. she realizes that she has never swam with a manatee before so she decides to jump into the water and try to swim with it. it is about a 30 foot drop from the pier to the waters surface and when she hits the water she lands directly on the manatee. well, apparently this manatee had been dead for a few weeks, so when she landed on it it was really just a large pile of blubber. she proceeded to end up swimming inside of the dead manatee carcass and barely got out before she drowned from being stuck in the blubber. moral of the story, dont be a dipshit and dive into manatees. |
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liquid
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| Posted: Sep 19, 2005 8:27 pm Post subject: |
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| PAH HAHAHAHAH AND I TOHUGHT I HAD IT BAD!!! HAHAHAHA jj |
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scottyb
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| Posted: Sep 19, 2005 8:30 pm Post subject: |
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| HAHA...jackass |
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-=AlexXx=-
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| Posted: Sep 19, 2005 8:45 pm Post subject: |
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| ...serioulsy women are the dumbest creatures... no offecne e-snow your an expection. |
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c dub
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| Posted: Sep 19, 2005 9:23 pm Post subject: |
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yeah but we need them for food and clothing
JK FOR ANY GIRLS OUT THERE 
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Jesse
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| Posted: Sep 19, 2005 11:17 pm Post subject: |
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Thats gross..........
 I love stories like that
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Iamjesse
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| Posted: Sep 19, 2005 11:54 pm Post subject: |
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| there also good when you dont feel like getting of the coach to get your beer.... |
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c dub
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yeah, but most importantly cooking and cleaning
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integrity640
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| Posted: Sep 20, 2005 7:29 am Post subject: |
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p0wned  ROFL
holy shat thats gross 
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Mr. Top Hat
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| Posted: Sep 20, 2005 4:46 pm Post subject: |
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| ATXwakesk8r wrote: | yeah but we need them for food and clothing
JK FOR ANY GIRLS OUT THERE |
no, we just need them to cook the food and clean the clothing. |
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integrity640
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| Posted: Sep 20, 2005 5:24 pm Post subject: |
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haha that reminds me of the south park episode where kenny eats the manatee spleen. do u have a news article to the story top hat?and howd she get out, someone pull her out??omg hatd be horrible, but thats what she gets for jumping right ON it. do u know her?
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DRAGON88
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| Posted: Sep 20, 2005 5:45 pm Post subject: |
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| integrity640 wrote: | | haha that reminds me of the south park episode where kenny eats the manatee spleen. do u have a news article to the story top hat?and howd she get out, someone pull her out??omg hatd be horrible, but thats what she gets for jumping right ON it. do u know her? |
Wow.
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senorbueno
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| Posted: Sep 20, 2005 6:17 pm Post subject: |
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| DRAGON88, lmao |
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integrity640
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what 
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| Posted: Sep 20, 2005 7:16 pm Post subject: |
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| integrity640, you really believe that bulishit |
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Mr. Top Hat
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| Posted: Sep 20, 2005 8:16 pm Post subject: |
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| hammer49, it really did happen, the girl goes to community college here. |
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integrity640
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| Posted: Sep 20, 2005 11:02 pm Post subject: |
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hammer49, you obviously havent been around stupid people like i have TRUST ME, there are some people i could name right off the bat whod do somthing like that. I hate stupid people, they need to go start there own colony in antarctica 
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Mr. Top Hat
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| Posted: Sep 21, 2005 2:25 pm Post subject: |
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| integrity640, we'll meet you there |
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integrity640
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| Posted: Sep 21, 2005 4:00 pm Post subject: |
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yeaahhhhhhh 
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