Death River Canal

TYLER** · Posted: Aug 06, 2005 12:30 am Post subject: Death River Canal

so yeah today was a pretty wierd day on the water, but first you have to understand where we ride, it is a ditch, its about 30 ft wide and lines with a cow pasture the whole way down and filled with redneck fisherman and limbs from everything around there, so this story actually it started a few days ago when we were ridin and ryan started talkin about the topic on here about a dead body bein in someones river. but whatever. so today we go out after it rains so the clouds are real dark and low and the wind was blowin really hard so ryan falls i turn around and BAM a dead baby cow, immediately i think of that topic and am like....wtf so i show him, we just kindda look at each other and keep goin the other way. a few falls later we pass it and it looks creepy as hell but we keep goin further down that way. about 100 yds past the dead cow i start smellin this horrible smell (the smell of death(wow that sounds wierd)) and i look around and BAM a 9-10ft dead alligator layin on the bank washed up from the river. after that we were both pretty paranoid, also it bein cold from the rain and this river is usually like a bathtub, and then it starts rainin and we have to go in.

but that was the most death ive seen on a river in one day, and about a month ago i was doin a switch run and ryan was like yeah switch shuv that thing ovr there....we come up to it and its a dead opossum

oooooo and yesterday i got up and a snake was 3-4 ft from me, i LOVE where i ride

shane · Frontside 180 Joined: 21 Mar 2005 Posts: 493 City: Lost

That's gnarly bro, I can't stand snakes! You must have other places to ride?

Poo · Guest

u ride with alligators, thats freaky $#!% man

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Aug 07, 2005 3:09 pm Post subject:

ive seen a dead gator and a dead cat in my river O.o alotta snakes and igunanas... but i usaly dont see dead stuff... i dont like cows.

andy ross · Posted: Aug 07, 2005 4:26 pm Post subject:

sounds to me like the cow and the gator had a fight and there was noone came out victorious...

nick · Posted: Aug 07, 2005 6:23 pm Post subject:

Cows are not the man.

andy ross · Posted: Aug 07, 2005 6:35 pm Post subject:

here are my list of animals by coolness

1. emus
2. manatees
3. sea turtles

48592290. cows

nick · Posted: Aug 07, 2005 6:38 pm Post subject:

Llamas are far superior to alpacas.

Mr. Top Hat · Dead Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 5818

f*ck that. My alpaca could kick your llamas candy ass.

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Aug 07, 2005 11:41 pm Post subject:

andy ross, emus are not number one... there are some cool animals like sugar gliders.... and freakin cool shizzle. fvck emus.. i would punch ever emu in the face...

Jonesie · Backside 180 Joined: 31 Jan 2005 Posts: 811

i like the jesus lizard

anyone want a free iguana?

mike.h · Posted: Aug 08, 2005 12:09 am Post subject:

im with you jonesie, jesus lizard kicks ass Cool

urinal mint · Backside 180 Joined: 20 May 2005 Posts: 1991

the river i've been riding on lately is full of gators, during duck season i've seen 10ft.+ gators treading water.

it does freak me out if i start to think about it but i usually have a knife in my pocket just in case. what about the people from florida, don't they ride with gators pretty much everywhere?

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Aug 08, 2005 8:36 am Post subject:

i ride with gators.... bull sharks... sea monkeys.... (u know what im talking about frye nick and brian Wink

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