Grouch beat me to her

chriscut · Backside 180 Joined: 28 Jun 2004 Posts: 2000

This is my post from Craigslist

http://www.craigslist.org/eby/mis/76604071.html

Yesterday I stopped by one of the Petco stores in Stockton, CA. to pick up some crickets for my Toad. I do this once or twice every few weeks. Like always the store is busy, every employee is helping other customers and has people waiting for them to finish with other customers. I walk around and finally find a non-uniform wearing girl who is stocking some shelves in the back area of the store. I notice from afar that this is the same girl i've thought was pretty cute in previous visits to the store. She's always dressed sexy showing off her best assets, along with her pretty face. There is something strange about that I've noticed in previous visits to the store. She has this look in her eye--like she has something interesting about her or maybe something she's hiding. She seemed like a pretty cool person so i've always thought to ask her for her number, but never actually gone through with it.-----So, back to where I walk up to her. I get her attention by saying, "Hello." She replies with, "Can I help you find something?" this is when time stops... I notice something horribly wrong.... I see the strangest, most hiddious, disgusting, red, swollen, ..........................................cold sore on her left upper lip that I've ever seen in my entire life. So after that fun experience I have lost all, complete interest--that should be plainly obvious. This just goes to show that waiting and not pursuing girls the first time you see them can pay off, sometimes.

someone told me I should post this here about grouch. not sure why? is grouch a man-whore? Laughing

wakemitch · Posted: Jun 02, 2005 8:19 pm Post subject:

chris maybe you will find someone new at petsmart. is it pet smart or pets mart?the world may never know

Morphine · Backside 180 Joined: 03 Jun 2004 Posts: 1207 City: 706omg

Grouch is pretty man whore-y. Search for some of his posts. Anywhere from most to all of them involve having sex with a member of somebody's family.

Grouch. Why'd you give this girl mouth herpes and waste her for the rest of us? Come on man. Laughing

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Jun 02, 2005 9:30 pm Post subject:

or bill j. O.o

Grouch · Kickflip Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Posts: 3146 City: The OC

Morphine,

Its not my fault...I actually got them from your mom, spread them to your sister and than gave them to the girl at Petco. Laughing