post the funniest /craziest stories you've ever heard

[Poo]

my grandparents used to live on multiple farms. they tell stories everytime they come out to my house. I thought they were sooooo funny I had to tell you these stories. I will be talking in my grandpas point of view:

"We used to have a whole bunch of cats, they were pretty tamed so they didnt bite. one day some people dropped a cat off at the end of our laneway, we thought it ran away but it eventually came and lived in our house, so I said (to my wife) 'I dont think thats our cat' it was an orange cat and we had 2 or 3 orange cats. ' OH, sure it is' she said. it was a crazy cat, always clawing people and scratching them. one day i found it out in my pigeon coop eating my pigeons so i went and got my rifle. i came back and it was running away from me, so i waited 'til it hid behind a bucket and shot it, it didnt die yet so i got my son to find it and kill it. then he brought it to the manure pile and buried it. the next day the people who dropped the cat off came and asked if we had seenthe cat and held a picture of the cat out. 'no i havent seen your cat.'

I'll post more after they tell me some.

Vince

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