CRAZY LADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

integrity640 · Kickflip Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 2866 City: Ocala

I stopped by Texas Ski Ranch on Saturday and the Texas Wake Tour was there. It was pretty sweet and stuff, but i dint see wakeskating. Anyway we just got out of the car and some lady pulls up to us in this suv and islike "you guys wana buy a wakeboard?"Being in the market for one myself i said sure ill take a look at what ya got. So she gets out and no kiddin she was the weirdest lady ive seen in my life....heres her description: probably 5'5, EXTREMELY tan,80 pounds, and like 50 yearsold. She got out and she was walkin all funny and she was soooo skinny and her skin was like leather(extreme fake'n bake) she had warts on her legs and arms. So we all thought she was a ex-prostitute, with several std's, druggy and alcaholic all in one. So my main question is where the fvck did she get an 04 hype era setup from???She wanted 325 and it wasnt a bad price but she was Shocked

So i was likeno its the wrong size for me(it was a perfect setup for me, mint condition)

On a lighter note a lot of hot chicks there made up for her Very Happy

I only saw outlaw cuz we just stopped by on our way to austin.

andy ross · Posted: Jul 31, 2005 8:28 pm Post subject:

sounds more like sexy lady to me...

jakedickson · Pop Shuvit Joined: 09 Jul 2005 Posts: 136 City: MV

for real man i would tap that Laughing

integrity640 · Kickflip Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 2866 City: Ocala

jakedickson, Shocked

andy ross, same goes for you

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Jul 31, 2005 10:13 pm Post subject:

integrity640 · Kickflip Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 2866 City: Ocala

oh yah i forgot to mention, she had an ad in the sunday paper for the setup.......i just checked, there was no such ad in the classifieds Rolling Eyes

what a suprise

jordan · Backside 180 Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Posts: 649 City: Spectre

sounds like a stolen board friend. weird how she tried to sell it there.

TYLER** · Posted: Aug 01, 2005 7:53 pm Post subject:

jordan, well there ARE a lot of people who use wakeboards there

integrity640 · Kickflip Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 2866 City: Ocala

i just wana know how the fvck she got it Question

jakedickson · Pop Shuvit Joined: 09 Jul 2005 Posts: 136 City: MV

like you said former prositute

integrity640 · Kickflip Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 2866 City: Ocala

jakedickson, thats funny but gross at the same time lol

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Aug 01, 2005 11:02 pm Post subject:

she got the board from one of her last whoring extravaganazas

one-eyed sailor551 · Backside 180 Joined: 26 Mar 2005 Posts: 1111 City: mahopac

shhh. their vision is based on movement Wink