Awesome Quotes (self quotes)

DRAGON88 · Dragoon Joined: 01 May 2004 Posts: 1020 City: Portland

2 of mine are

"i dont care but no effin fruit though beacuse thoes cookies are fking bulsh*t"

and

"The jews simply dont like the pig beacause way back in the day they saw it rolling around in its own fecies and the rabis were like... yea you might not wanna eat that..."

(No offense to any jews, you guys are awesome)

seven11dmd · Posted: Sep 27, 2004 11:24 pm Post subject:

thats the tits

el · Backside 180 Joined: 07 Oct 2003 Posts: 1739 City: The Sea

"Fagadelic!"

"Oh yeah, hypershite?"

"Is that a whore eight whore?" "Naw, it's a dickwood force."

"Can't land a thing without the string!"

"Comon, let's see a nollie off the double up!"

BillyOLDS · Posted: Sep 28, 2004 12:20 am Post subject:

"thats as possitive as H.I.V."

"we're "almost" pro wakeskaters! i wonder if there was a amature ranking if we would be amature wakeskaters?"

"class or go riding?" RIDING!

A-skater41 · Pop Shuvit Joined: 18 Sep 2004 Posts: 123 City: Raleigh

OK before I tell you some of these quotes you hafta know a little about my sister, she is 16, works at baskin robbins where they have the little bucket of pink spoons for ice cream and she sometimes works with this guy Ian who is practically retarded so "So last night I was trying to do my HW and get out of there but at as I was doing homework, Ian says 'Shouldn't we be replacing the spoons?' NO IAN WE SHOULD NOT BE REPLACING THE FUC*ING SPOONS WE SHOULD BE DOING OUR FUC*ING HW SO WE CAN GET ANOTHER JOB INSTEAD OF SCOOPING FUC8ING ICE CREAM!!!!" Laughing

(My sister is not the type to burst out like that so it makes it even funnier.

Heres another

"GAAAA IAN IS SUCH A BRICK! I just want to shoot him!!!!"
Me"Valerie, (sarcastically)Violence is not the answer."
Her:"So can I just lock him in a box and hope he suffocates?!?!"
"Then he would be like 'Look I found a spoon!!!" Laughing

Zack · Backside 180 Joined: 26 Sep 2004 Posts: 679 City: lhp

"to frolic as a llama would"

god · Ollie Joined: 22 Sep 2004 Posts: 74 City: kio ku kat chu

"thinking is so over rated"

Scott M · Ollie Joined: 16 Jul 2004 Posts: 77 City: Acton, ME

"trying is the first step towards failure"

Fredrick_Eisenhauer · Posted: Oct 01, 2004 9:38 am Post subject:

I think you would make a good anchor...

I think people like you should have to pay for air...

End life...

kento911 · Kickflip Joined: 29 Mar 2004 Posts: 3657 City: Phoenix

Frustrated: aaaaahhhhhh..... FU-CK YOUR MOTHER

Surprised: well fu-ck me in the a-ss with a watermelon sideways

Random: Is it gooey???

Yeah? or I could slap the fu-ck outta ya

Why don't you go play hide and go fu-ck yourself

What up Douchebag DING, DING, DING,

Customers: ok heres the b/g on this one, a customer came up to me in the shop one day and started bitching me out about the damned music was too loud and it sucked and he couldn't concentrate, and if I expected to get his buisness I'd better turn that effin music off right now, so I pointed at a hoodie rack behind him and said "hey look that's on sale", and when he turned around I walked in back to the stock room

GWC · Posted: Oct 03, 2004 1:46 am Post subject:

i said this one day after attempting and failing kickflips...

"That's as hard as a blind lesbians nipples in a frozen fish market..."

Scott M · Ollie Joined: 16 Jul 2004 Posts: 77 City: Acton, ME

' If At First You Dont Succeed ........ Skydiving isnt for you'

Scott M · Ollie Joined: 16 Jul 2004 Posts: 77 City: Acton, ME

I may not go down in history, but i will go down on your sister

wcwakeskater · Posted: Oct 03, 2004 10:41 pm Post subject:

Hahahaha. Scott M, has the best quotes for sure. All three of his are awesome.

Michael Manzer · Posted: Oct 03, 2004 11:34 pm Post subject:

pull the galoshes out of your ass....<---- thats the resulting quote from a night full of alcohol and the magical wonderness of magnetic letters on the refridgerator door.

nick · Posted: Oct 04, 2004 6:20 pm Post subject:

"Well slap my ass and call me charlie!"

"GRUENT!" (slurred redneck larry the cable guy voice)

"I DUNNO! I DUNNO IF WE'LL HAVE ENOUGH TIME!"

"Terrorists are gay"

"(Say anything random in heavy ebonics)"

"Ah hell Rolling Eyes

"

nick · Posted: Mar 24, 2005 10:15 am Post subject:

"You know what... I have a big d:ck"

Mr. Top Hat · Dead Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 5818

im talking to this girl on the computer and theres a black girl on the screen

me : shes hotter than you erica
her : eww you think black girls are hot
me : no, no i dont

stompin9s · Posted: Mar 24, 2005 10:44 am Post subject:

"pluggin nugget"
"get the net!"
"just call me danny hampson from now on..."
"thats gay as aids"

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Mar 24, 2005 10:58 am Post subject:

i have way to many quotes and stuff me top hatt and scotty b like always say funny shizzle but there is way to many to name.