Confessions of a bitter Wal-Mart greeter.

[brassmonkey]

http://www.holytaco.com/confessions-of-a-bitter-wal-mart-greeter/

"Two Saturdays ago I counted fourteen people wearing tank tops and camouflage hats. I said “Welcome to Wal-Mart, ass hole!” to everyone of them. When they asked me what I said, I just pointed towards the middle of the store and said “Dorito’s and Mountain Dew are in aisle fourteen. Don’t forget to wear a condom!” Then I’d point to the smiley face sticker I put on my crotch and whisper “Caught ya’ lookin’, queer!”

[price.dan]

[Gregeo]

gotta love Wal-Mart