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knox
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 Posted: Nov 28, 2009 4:58 pm Post subject: The many definitions of Marcus |
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I love Urban Dictionary 
Someone sexually stunning, fly, and incredibly well dressed with many talents, in and out of the bedroom. Everyone wants him.
"Damn girl, he's perfect, you got yourself a marcus!"
Someone who is hella fine and has an extremely large penis.
"OMFG, u see that guy over there, I slept with him and he is such a Marcus."
A man who takes huge dumps.
"Ah God! That Marcus is punishing my toilet!"
Another way to say "weed" in front of parents.
"Hey man wanna hang out wit marcus today?"
"Sure, Marcus is hella coo!"
n. A smart, sweet, intellectual, sexy, loving and caring man with eyes so deep you can stare into his soul.
adj. Worthy of being a soulmate
"Do you know that man over there? He's my marcus."
Two-tone perfection... Or FSP
Depends on context
"Hey bro!!! Did you see that guy whip out his Marcus in the hotel room last night???"
that hairy guy off big brother who looks like wolverine and says chickity china the chinese chicken alot
person 1: "OMG did you see big brother last night? Marcus and Siavash were oil wrestling!!" 
person 2: "WHAT?! I MISSED MARCUS COVERED IN OIL?! D: i think i'll go kill myself now."
a black person
"that guy stole my shizzle what a marcus"
A form of Douche Bag, that is scented with the smell of fruity gum and blobs of shizzle.
"I washed my vagina with a Marcus today and now it smells great!"
a fiznackling man-whore who tries to date as many girls as he can and look at every girls boobs. no one likes a marcus.
"hey"
"ew i fiznackling hate you your such a marcus.
stop staring at mah boobies" |
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jcoffey
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| Posted: Nov 28, 2009 10:35 pm Post subject: |
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A man who is a bad mutha. Most likely a ninja or some other bad ass profession, such as porn star, elected official, super-athlete or even C.E.O. of your mom. Disclaimer: Will fornicate with any friends hot mom with out regret. A Jordan is a cold blooded panty bandit with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth.
A Jordan usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a Jordan.
A jordan can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A Jordan can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound.
I digress explaining a Jordan any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A jordan.
Woman A: Hey do you see that hot guy walking this way?
Woman B: OMG he just checked you out.
Woman A: Umm I think I'm pregnant.
Woman B: Wow I think that was a Jordan. Your such a beach. |
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RxSkater
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Joined: 23 Jan 2008
Posts: 1560
City: Satellite Beach/ Orlando
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Keenan
A Keenan is a best friend you could ever have. He is a horny devil but you learn to love it about him.
Look at that Keenan hes a horny devil but I love him.
Derives from an African word meaning King. A person of fierce competition and a desire to succeed. Commonly mistaken for the actor Keenan from Keenan and Kel on Nickelodeon.
Keenan like the guy on Keenan and Kel?????? (DAMN THIS TV, IT HAS HUNTED ME FOR FOREVER  )
usually describes a person in being "as hot as fire" and "as cool as ice".
The name may also describe someone as being cute/sexy.
The origin of "keenan" comes from Ireland, and literally means "distant warrior"
Most keenan's are fit and well built people.
They are the gift of god and have both an intelligent brain and a sexy body!
I like my name more and more now!
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Steven M
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Joined: 24 Feb 2004
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City: Menlo Park/ Bay Area
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| Posted: Nov 29, 2009 7:56 pm Post subject: |
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Steven
A very sarcastic individual.
Often sophisticated, poetic, intelligent and very funny.
a) The Brotha-man, Steve-o, Stephenopolous, Steve-arino, The Steve-meister, all are common nicknames given to one named Steven. These nicknames stem from many sources, the largest of which is Rob Schnider on SNL as the Copy Guy.
b) One who is large and in charge, a breaker of the will of other men.
c) The funniest kid you have ever met.
1. A drunk.
2. Alcoholic beverages.
-verb- To get Stevened
1. To drink...usually to excess.
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Parker
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City: Norman
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| Posted: Nov 29, 2009 8:10 pm Post subject: |
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Parker
1.Someone who will blaze you without asking anything in return. they are one of the coolest types of people in the world.
Tom: shizzle man, I don't have any weed or any money to buy any
Greg: Yo, thats okay, come with me I will blaze you
Tom: Thanks man you rule! You are such a parker!
2.a lady's man/ sexy beast, who can get any chick he wants. i wish he would go after me but he won't and his dick is huge
i saw parker last night with 20 chicks
3.An intensely vigorous method of anal penetration, involving thrusts of metronome-like precision, which tends to violently rupture inflamed hemorrhoidal glands.
"You're going to have to choose between fiznackling Mike and being able to shizzle regularly for the next few weeks, because that dude parkers like a madman."
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