Stalker much?

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Oct 19, 2008 1:38 am Post subject: Stalker much?

Alright craziest shizzle just happend. Rediculous. Like Who the chickity china the chinese chicken... does this... DAMN. Alright so i hook up with this girl like.... last week some time, tuesday i think. We get trashed and end up in her bed, she got naked real quick, then she tells me shes a virgin, so im pumped, she wont let me do anything but kiss her.. so i get pissed, w/e i just go with it, after a while, she like stops, and goes "So like what do we do about facebook, do we like start a relationship, or should it be complicated between us or..." i about lost it, i honestly laughed at her, and was like alright im leaving, she starts begging me to stay or to take her with me, i got out fast, i was creeped the chickity china the chinese chicken out. I get drunk the next night, im sleeping its liek 3 or 4 in the morning, apparntly this beach sneaks into my room gets in bed with me and trys to start hookin up with me, even me being plastered i flipped, i said get your ass on the floor, threw her a pillow, she kept trying to get back in and finally she passed out. Idiot. So i hadnt really talked to her since that morning when i was going on the boat so i kicked her out. Last night was one HELL of a night, i couldnt even write a storey about it it woudl take way to long to explain everything, ill just say this: Tequilla + Sorority Crush Party= amazing. Anyway, so tired as chickity china the chinese chicken right now trying to pass out from my long hang over... its 1:30 in the morning and i hear BANGING at my door. I was what the chickity china the chinese chicken, "WHO IS IT"? no asnwer just more banging, i look at my phone i had liek 12 missed calles, 7 from her. I ask the owner of the loud noises being slammed on my door, who they belong too, and she answeres me with her name, and i cringe.... make a long storey short, she continues to bang for 30 mines, then dissits, and bangs on all 3 of my other roomates doors, She ends up waking up my handicaped roomate, hes kinda retarded... she apparntly tries to get himt o wake me up, but he wouldnt cuz he knows shes a creeper. I call this bitchs roomates and get them to come retreive her.... Finally they come get her.... then all appolgozie to me lol Crazy.. absolutly crazy. freakin CREEPER. so werid yo.... anyone else got any creeper stories.

lumpy pants · Posted: Oct 19, 2008 2:29 am Post subject:

-=AlexXx=-, buy a gun,potatoe and a shower curtain.....

LFArmada · Backside 180 Joined: 05 May 2008 Posts: 631 City: tucson

ohhh...

thats bad

skimboarder · Posted: Oct 19, 2008 2:32 am Post subject:

you should've fizzle her the second time she came up in your bed

but yeah she seems crazy as chickity china the chinese chicken

DMoneyy · Backside 180 Joined: 27 Dec 2007 Posts: 1576 City: SK 941

-=AlexXx=-, hhahaha i love your stories

feelnjstfine · Backside 180 Joined: 04 Aug 2006 Posts: 802 City: Portland

-=AlexXx=-, smart move not hittin it. Imagine if you would've. Could be readin about some Bobbit shite then, haha.

erikmonty · Backside 180 Joined: 21 Aug 2007 Posts: 845 City: jupiter

....b1tchez are crazy, you know this

Mr. Top Hat · Dead Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 5818

how did she get to your door in the first place? you have one main door that leads to the four doors you and your roommates have. you either let the beach in or one of your roommates let her in, probably because you told him to do so. my only real question i have for you is if she denied you use of her name when you asked her if it was O.K. to document your (possible) hookup on wakeskating.com?

feelnjstfine · Backside 180 Joined: 04 Aug 2006 Posts: 802 City: Portland

And the saga continues.

uidzero · Kickflip Joined: 01 Jun 2005 Posts: 3839 City: Casselberry

it should have gone something like this after you found out she's a virgin...

"but I poop from there"

"not right now you don't" Mr T

bromfutter · Posted: Oct 19, 2008 8:05 am Post subject:

Le Jalapeno · Guest

feelnjstfine · Backside 180 Joined: 04 Aug 2006 Posts: 802 City: Portland

Le Jalapeno, fvck that, give me a cougar with 30+ years experiance, hahaha. The ones in their mid 40's are aminals.

Jesse · Posted: Oct 19, 2008 9:52 am Post subject:

feelnjstfine, AMEN Laughing

Le Jalapeno · Guest

feelnjstfine, I was talkin more like 30s, but hey I guess 40 is the new 30

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Oct 19, 2008 10:16 am Post subject:

Mr. Top Hat, if you read the storey, i have a retarded, like litterly handicapped roomate, who let her in. But, thanks for trying to call me out.

RxSkater · Posted: Oct 19, 2008 10:17 am Post subject:

hahaha

Cyclone268 · Posted: Oct 19, 2008 10:36 am Post subject:

-=AlexXx=-, dude i fvckin love your stories <3

fastgreens · Kickflip Joined: 29 Dec 2007 Posts: 3563 City: baytown

JeffKnox · Posted: Oct 19, 2008 11:09 am Post subject:

get her pregnant ..... that will solve all your problems

ps. virgins are the worst idea ever.... even if they arent clingy they are never on the pill and i just end up freaking out for the next 2 weeks..... no thanks