so im an AQUA JEHADIST .....vid soon....OSAMA BIN BOARDIN

POPTART · 360 flip Joined: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 7621

last night at the local rail jam i was inebriated, and talking to our local boat shop guy. Noticed that he had a new LF board i had never seen, ya know why? It is the new 09 Lf axis 139, and it looks sick.
So after some extensive shizzle talking we decided it needed to go in the water. along with his new (green and black Billie jacket). I still hadnt pulled my jetski out of the pond from running the ropes for the winch.
So i jumped on my ski grabbed the strapper, and the jacket and threw it all in my truck.

So today i am going to go rip this thing, get a big roastbeef, lol and make a ransom terriorist video.

i was thinking about looking some up and trying to pick up a few Derkerder, bakalakadaka terms. Lollar U were over there u pick up any lingo?

i really wanna take the bindings off and grip it but its like super new and im not sure even alot of the strappers have this thing yet.

Help me come up with something funny Laughing

taku · Kickflip Joined: 10 Mar 2007 Posts: 2868 City: Central FL

someone invite a translator to this thread so I can understand what the hell is going on Very Happy

POPTART · 360 flip Joined: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 7621

all in all i stole a new 09 lf strap board and im holding it ransom for free swag

JAM · Backside 180 Joined: 18 Sep 2006 Posts: 604 City: nOtown

way to confess via the internet Very Happy

POPTART · 360 flip Joined: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 7621

JAM, i had to tell someone Laughing

and if they knew i ganked it id have a black crown vick following me around
so i have to make a ransom video asap

taku · Kickflip Joined: 10 Mar 2007 Posts: 2868 City: Central FL

Private Miller, you've been smoking item nine for seven minutes. How do you feel?

POPTART · 360 flip Joined: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 7621

its the bees knees

we should tell the world

Item 9 FTW

funny enough item was a strong influence in me thinking it was a good idea

ANYONE INTERESTED IN SEEING THE NEW STRAP BOARD?....lolollolololololololololol9ololololol

taku · Kickflip Joined: 10 Mar 2007 Posts: 2868 City: Central FL

since you already told the world you ganked it, might as well post pictures right!! Very Happy

POPTART · 360 flip Joined: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 7621

Guard Dog watching booty

kyle · Posted: Aug 15, 2008 12:36 pm Post subject:

Damn that is a sick setup!! I'll buy it from you for $200 Laughing

But seriously Twisted Evil

POPTART · 360 flip Joined: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 7621

im going to fill his bindings with poptarts when i give it back Smash

my calling card

kyle, thats a lil low

kyle · Posted: Aug 15, 2008 12:46 pm Post subject:

POPTART, you got it for free!!

POPTART · 360 flip Joined: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 7621

kyle, nah dude im holding it ransom

i could get like 100 stickers for this thing

DirtyCracker · Guest

if your a real pirate you would burn it and film it. end of story if you dont burn it you just a kook

wattsbutter · Posted: Aug 15, 2008 2:33 pm Post subject:

POPTART, lets go for 300 stickers

POPTART · 360 flip Joined: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 7621

DirtyCracker, the pyro in me says DO IT

but i cant get anything out of it then

if i hold it ransom i might get some free swag, a new bottom deck for the sst, nudy pics of his wife, a large serving of fried ocra from crackerbarrell

DirtyCracker · Guest

POPTART, if you burn it and post it on here you might just get some respect around here

POPTART · 360 flip Joined: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 7621

DirtyCracker, omg respect from all the amature riders on WS.COM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i cant wait

then im gonna start a blog and write up alliance so even more people can hate on TN

im burning it

Rolling Eyes

id rather make a funny hostage video and grip tape the beach and land a shuv on it

taku · Kickflip Joined: 10 Mar 2007 Posts: 2868 City: Central FL

respect for stealing = fa1l

DirtyCracker · Guest

POPTART, i didnt write up alliance i was approached by alliance k thx