Pick up line thread

Le Jalapeno · Guest

oh you all knew it was coming, but lets make this a game type thing

first somebody says a pickup line, then the next person has to think of a funny way to turn it down, and come up with a new pickup liine

I'll start with one of my favourite

I'm no fred flinstone, but i can make your bed rock

jboss · Kickflip Joined: 22 Jun 2004 Posts: 3210 City: Chalmette

When I need a cocksock, I shop at Men's Big & Tall Cool

bob. · Posted: Feb 05, 2008 7:33 pm Post subject:

http://www.wakeskating.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5431

Poo · Guest

jboss, you don't need to, you could go to GAP kids if you want.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

uidzero · Kickflip Joined: 01 Jun 2005 Posts: 3839 City: Casselberry

Ask a chick if she knows the difference between a blow job and a big mac. If she says no then say "want to go to lunch?" Cool

nickl011 · Posted: Feb 05, 2008 9:28 pm Post subject:

How about you sit on my lap, and see what pops up!

Lets play army, I can lay on a table, and you can blow the hell out of me!

Do you have a mirror on your pants, cuz I can see myself in them

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

The Ninja · Guest

wanna do it?

Parker · Backside 180 Joined: 14 Oct 2007 Posts: 1731 City: Norman

do you work at subway because you just gave me a foot long

masi · Posted: Feb 05, 2008 10:02 pm Post subject:

there are 206 bones in the human body. do you want one more??? Very Happy

masi · Posted: Feb 05, 2008 10:03 pm Post subject:

A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway's makes a happy c*ck.

jonnyUTAH · Backside 180 Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 1951

1) "yo....for a fat chick, you sure got small titties."
2) "yo...for a fat chick, you sure don't sweat so much!"

Both of the above work like solid gold....trust me!

D.I.C.K. · Pop Shuvit Joined: 27 Jan 2008 Posts: 132 City: Miami

Le Jalapeno · Guest

treat a girl like dirt, and they'll stick like mud Wink

Sowwy female wakeskating.com members

D.I.C.K. · Pop Shuvit Joined: 27 Jan 2008 Posts: 132 City: Miami

Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

Can i read your t-shirt in brail?

Raven · Posted: Feb 05, 2008 10:40 pm Post subject:

lets go home and play house.....you be the screen door, and i'll slam u all night long Birthday

Chrishau · Backside 180 Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 919 City: Aurora

nice bum where you from?

Crazy Ray · Guest

HEY GIRL, YOU FVCK?

addison · Guest

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ejc0pkZ9bHM&feature=related

soo effing funny! i havn't laughed that hard in soo long def made my day when i say this Laughing

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Feb 06, 2008 2:22 pm Post subject:

addison, that was freakin funny as shizzle omg lol

CapriSunAllNatural · Posted: Feb 06, 2008 2:58 pm Post subject:

So it looks like a needle.. but it works like a sewing machine.