Funny Story Today...

VonBoggin · Backside 180 Joined: 21 Nov 2005 Posts: 1666 City: Austin

So ya a couple times a week i go to the gym to get some cardio workout and lift a bit so i can stay in shape. So im minding my own buisness on the treadmill and this kid from another highschool i knew came up to me and poked me in chest. Just in a state of awe i took my headphones out and stopped the treadmill and asked whats the deal. He told me i was hogging it and wasnt letting anyone else on and that i should leave. I had been on there for a 45 minute jog setup pre program thingy and was almost finished. But i kindly got off and said dont worry im sorry for overusing my time on a machine.....here you go. So about 30 minutes later he comes up to me again and starts bashing me on how i use equiptment and what not and tells me how he is so much better and im stupid and shouldnt be in here. He is a football player/ pop the collar kid from Austin High. So after he was all done talkin i said,"Ok so you can bench 350 eh?" Jock,"Ya so you jealous(flexes his muscles)" Me,"No not really, besides benchin 350, what else can you do?" He looked at me like i was a complete jackass and said,"Well what do you do smartass?" me,"Well I wakeskate, film, and run my own clothing company while im a full time student and also have a full time job." He glarred at me and grunted as he walked off. I thought it was kinda humorous so i wanted to share. Some people can be total asses sometimes and i cant understand why. Anyone else have a similar story?

Mr. Top Hat · Dead Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 5818

i have many stories of me being a total ass to many people but none of them being an ass too me. i think its fear...

dirtyohioriver22 · Backside 180 Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 1705 City: cincy

ooo baby u served him and stuffed him like a turkey pcooooock

nick · Posted: Aug 22, 2006 8:43 pm Post subject:

One time a guy looked at me mean, and I told on him.

PWN3D!!!!11121!!!!11!1!!!

dirtyohioriver22 · Backside 180 Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 1705 City: cincy

one time a baby thought about me in an un-christ like manner and i kicked him in the face

bjr · Posted: Aug 22, 2006 9:42 pm Post subject:

lol....should have said "why do u need those when u got these" then u whip out the 9mm

xstfu ill pwn youx · Backside 180 Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 837 City: 954.

i filmed this kid sucking a cone?
b17ch

CrzyTexan · Frontside 180 Joined: 05 May 2006 Posts: 475

lmfao nj that kid sounds liek a db

TTUFAN24 · Posted: Aug 22, 2006 10:16 pm Post subject:

i poked some dude in the chest today for using the treadmill too long at the gym. then harassed him some more later until some chick got my attention. i think he was saying something when i walked off.

SkateForce, completely kidding

VonBoggin · Backside 180 Joined: 21 Nov 2005 Posts: 1666 City: Austin

TTUFAN24, no worries, i saw the chick you talked to, she looked like she came out of a monkies ass Laughing

TTUFAN24 · Posted: Aug 22, 2006 10:22 pm Post subject:

I NEED TO START HANGING AT THE ZOO MORE

RedXIII · Posted: Aug 22, 2006 10:35 pm Post subject:

once this guy at the gym said i was relly small and looked weak and i told him that had sex with his mom last night and then i kicked him in the face and the exploded Crazy Eyes

dirtyohioriver22 · Backside 180 Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 1705 City: cincy

SkateForce, im sorry to say but YOU GOT PWNED TO OBLIVION

VonBoggin · Backside 180 Joined: 21 Nov 2005 Posts: 1666 City: Austin

dirtyohioriver22, well i would have if i didnt know what kind of package he had..... spandex and nothing might equal something.....

dirtyohioriver22 · Backside 180 Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 1705 City: cincy

TTUFAN24, has a chinese weenie hagaghhaha PWNED