wakeskaters vs. scumbag fishermen round 1

Brett Leadley

Alright so me and my bros built this sick rail last Saturday back in this little creek we ride in.. there's a dirt road leading to the creek where people fish sometimes. We said when we built it if there is anyone fishing there we wouldn't go near it, we would just hit it when no one was there.

Well I guess we pissed off these hillbillies by setting it up there so instead of asking us to move it they took a hatchet to it.. all the wood is still good but they destroyed one of the lengths of azek on top..

Revenge is going to be sweet.. I'm open for suggestions but I would like to avoid doing any jail time. So far the best thing we thought of is to cut down the biggest tree we can find to block the road so no one can get back there to fish, but I still feel like taking a hatchet to these guys heads

Palms · Pop Shuvit Joined: 11 Jun 2006 Posts: 130

wow that really sucks

wkskateFL · Faceplant Joined: 14 Jun 2006 Posts: 20 City: oldsmar

bear traps a bunch of bear traps . . just when they think fishing will be fun they step in one and they are trapped no one can enjoy fishing when there stuck in a bear trap ! haha ! or else when you see them coming bring fishing poles and act as if its a stand and you built it for people to fish off ? haha it would be funny none the less

Mr. Top Hat · Dead Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 5818

1 just gap the missing spot

2 go fishing with dynomite

3 never worry about fishermen again

Brett Leadley · Posted: Jul 09, 2006 12:09 pm Post subject:

wkskateFL,
Haha that's funny but I guess we're gonna have to move it.. we got one of these just up the river, which cost a lot of money to make.. so we have to be careful because they could fck the box up also..

SoFloSkater · Guest

Brett Leadley, i was talking to my freind from Orlando last night
about how to get back at some one for just about the same reason, and he said
in jails the officers carry a ball filled with 1000 little tiny rubber bullets, and when theres a riot, they pull a trigger off the ball and throw it in the croud, and in 5 seconds it Expoldes and 1000 of the little rubber bullets fly every where knocking out every thing they hit, so if these hill billys have a car, all u need to do is throw it inside Laughing

Traffic113 · Pop Shuvit Joined: 02 Aug 2005 Posts: 125 City: Kingston

Man thats gay. I hate people who think wakeskaters and wakeboarders are all dics. Like we are not hurting anyone so just mind your own buisness and fish you dirtbags. Crazy Eyes

shearn · Faceplant Joined: 27 Jun 2006 Posts: 21 City: Newnan

Nice rail, i like the curvature.

kyle · Posted: Jul 09, 2006 3:19 pm Post subject:

just pour a bunch of poison in the lake and kill the fish, chickity china the chinese chicken em

StandUp · Faceplant Joined: 22 Jun 2006 Posts: 43 City: Austin

haha we have the same fisherman here and we just flip em off when they yell or anything but i would 1) buy a gorilla suit 2) hide in woods 3)wait until the pricks come and scare the hell out of em hahahahahahahahahahaha MONKEY MAN HAS COME FOR US LEN! Twisted Evil

electricsnow · cassette Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 10752 City: Jefferton

brett, did you have that box floating on barrells before? I like the stuff you guys are building.

wkskateFL, did you know that bear traps are also a way to get rid of step dads? Just snap his ass in a bear trap. CRACK! No more step dad. See you next time eatin' the puddin'...

Just kidding. That's from south park.

TTUFAN24 · Posted: Jul 09, 2006 4:30 pm Post subject:

Brett Leadley, do you know where they live?

tahoe · Posted: Jul 09, 2006 8:09 pm Post subject:

SoFloSkater, they use one of those in Longest yard

Palms · Pop Shuvit Joined: 11 Jun 2006 Posts: 130

yah that parts funny

shearn · Faceplant Joined: 27 Jun 2006 Posts: 21 City: Newnan

Buy some m-80s and wait in the woods.

Or just start blasting some really good hardcore music, or gangst3r rap.

offkilter23 · Pop Shuvit Joined: 23 Mar 2004 Posts: 221 City: venice

gather up a few friends who like to beat ,pull up along side their boat then ask them so about the rail why would you do this...step into their boat and beat them and smash their teeth on the floor of the boat then have ur friends do a little vtown stomp on there faces..problem solved...if they still want more just burn their houses down

offkilter23 · Pop Shuvit Joined: 23 Mar 2004 Posts: 221 City: venice

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NotSoBueno · Backside 180 Joined: 16 Oct 2005 Posts: 1806 City: SoCal

here is what fishermen do when they are not on the water:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-104768997598352558

Laughing