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taku
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 Posted: Jul 09, 2009 2:05 pm Post subject: Dude, why don't you pick up your phone? |
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Alex: .... I've been calling for the past half hour!
Dante: Sorry bro, I was putting up my Christmas tree
Alex: Dude? It's the middle of July.
Dante: Get the f|_|ck outta here! It is?
Alex: Dude? Why are you naked?
Dante: Ooohhh shlt! I am naked! Come in.
[turns around]
Alex: Your ass is tanner than my face.
Dante: Its not tan kid, its bronzed.
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wakesk8nkate
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City: miami
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| Posted: Jul 09, 2009 2:10 pm Post subject: |
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grandma's boy <3
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burn
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City: armpit of tx
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| Posted: Jul 09, 2009 2:43 pm Post subject: |
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IT FEELS SO GOOD! lol
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jboss
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City: Chalmette
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| Posted: Jul 09, 2009 2:49 pm Post subject: |
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Alex: "Why are you getting a lion?"
Dante: "To protect my shlt."
Alex: "Ever heard of a dog?"
Dante: "Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody fvcks with a lion."
I quote this one all the time
JP: "When did I get a message?"
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crispy
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City: Roc City
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| Posted: Jul 09, 2009 2:58 pm Post subject: |
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| jboss wrote: | | Dante: "Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody fvcks with a lion." |
lmfao |
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mufinman98
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City: Palm City
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| Posted: Jul 09, 2009 3:11 pm Post subject: |
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haha one of the best comedies around 
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A lot of of used to skateboard, but we are afraid of concrete so we quit and splash around in the water with each other and play marco polo in between sets. |
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triggamike
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| Posted: Jul 09, 2009 3:59 pm Post subject: |
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| "I'm gonna record this shizzle for the national geographic channel!" |
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burn
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| Posted: Jul 09, 2009 4:07 pm Post subject: |
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how much do clothes cost in the matrix?
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taku
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| Posted: Jul 09, 2009 4:13 pm Post subject: |
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high score? what does that mean? did i break it?
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-=AlexXx=-
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| Posted: Jul 09, 2009 4:54 pm Post subject: |
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| great movie haah. love it. |
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TTUFAN24
Something Clever
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wakeskate242
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Joined: 31 Dec 2005
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City: OC
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| Posted: Jul 09, 2009 6:51 pm Post subject: |
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"how did he see me"
"please sit on my faaace"
"what is that ringing, do I have a tumor?"
"phones for you, I think it's the devil.
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PIRATE
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"I'm way to baked to drive to the devils house"
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| jacque_mehoff wrote: | PIRATE, electricsnow, Retard Reed,
What a threesome this would be!. |
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Steven M
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jboss
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| Posted: Jul 10, 2009 12:27 am Post subject: |
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| taku wrote: | high score? what does that mean? did i break it?
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 "Yea, lose the Woody Allen jacket."
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Evan71
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*Nate
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taku
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| Posted: Jul 10, 2009 8:11 am Post subject: |
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LOL
these quotes are cracking me up!
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SamHill
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City: Lacey
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| Posted: Jul 10, 2009 8:34 am Post subject: |
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"You live with your parents and your bed is a car."
"Yeah, but its a f|_|ckin sweet car." |
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