HOT NEW TRICK!!!!!

topher · Faceplant Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Posts: 1 City: wilsonville

yesterday was the first day this trick has ever been preformed, you need to know how to ollie or jump the wake.....

step 1: find a dead salmon in the river, IT MUST BE SILVER!

step 2:get as much air as possible either ollieing or jumping the wake

step 3:stomp down on the salmon when you land

WARNING: this move is totally radical and got my friend way more ladies than he could even deal with, after porking them for hours he tragically died smiling last night in his sailor cap. His unbelievable new move will live on as THE SILVER SALMON!!!!! everyone needs to find a dead salmon or get one and put it in the water and stomp it hardcore so T-BAG can look down on us and be like, DAMN! THEYRE STOMPIN IT HARDCORE! thank you

R.I.P. terrence "silver salmon" maddix

Grouch · Kickflip Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Posts: 3146 City: The OC

We do the same trick but with Carp! Laughing

Parky · Guest

topher, thats sick ill have to try that one day

seven11dmd · Posted: Jul 13, 2004 1:10 pm Post subject:

what happens to the salmon when i stomp down hardcore on its ass?

Parky · Guest

it goes woooo man dont be stompin down hardcore on my ass

MNwakeskater · Faceplant Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 41 City: Afton

my friend rode over a duck once if front of this family on a pontoon. The duck was trying to swim away and my friend cut out and rode right over it it was the funniest thing ever

Guest · Posted: Jul 13, 2004 1:29 pm Post subject:

This one time at band camp there was a brown trout.

seven11dmd · Posted: Jul 13, 2004 1:31 pm Post subject:

MNwakeskater, thats terrible

wakeriderof87 · Frontside 180 Joined: 02 Oct 2003 Posts: 495 City: cen fla

a fish jumped up and landed on my board once, it was just floppin around between my feet, I named him little A (i'm big A) but then he fell off I was very sad, i miss little
A

Michael Manzer · Posted: Jul 13, 2004 6:14 pm Post subject:

two funny stories....one of my friends that wakeboards (he skates a lil also) was in the water at the back of the boat putting his board on. And out of nowhere a little fish squirts him right in the eye with water. It was really funny cause all he did was look down and go "hey, a fish" and then all of a sudden he was freakin out cause he couldnt see.. the other story is about a duck also: another friend was on the wakeboard...and we had just pulled him out of the water and he sees a duck and cuts over as hard as possible and.....runs right over the duck. the duck had just gotten out of the water and was flappin its wings off and then it got its ass ran over.

Iwksk8 · Ollie Joined: 06 Jun 2004 Posts: 56 City: New Port Richey

Yea, but can you catch a fish while wakeskating? I didn't think so!

I was wakeskating the other day and fell quite a few times. When I was home and took off my boardshorts my wife noticed something stuck to my side. I said "Oh that is a stick". Nope. It was a 2 inch fish that got stuck in the waistline of my boardshorts. yea yea... 2 inches isnt that big of a catch, but probably bigger than what anyone else has caught while wakeskating Wink

Vance Collins · Guest

im sure thats not the only 2 inch stick she finds! Laughing

Iwksk8 · Ollie Joined: 06 Jun 2004 Posts: 56 City: New Port Richey

Ouch. I don't think we want to take this discussion forum there Smile

offkilter23 · Pop Shuvit Joined: 23 Mar 2004 Posts: 221 City: venice

ah...... yea im gonna cut out side the wake grab a grouper and go wake to wake heelside kick my wakeskate out and land bombdrop style on the group....bam sucka!!

seven11dmd · Posted: Jul 13, 2004 11:29 pm Post subject:

i got towed through a dead cat fish a few weeks back, cut my finger open...

kyle · Posted: Jul 14, 2004 12:07 am Post subject:

electricsnow · cassette Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 10756 City: Jefferton

Kyle, why do you follow parky around on the message board and make baseless, lame comments? How old are you again???

Frye · Guest Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 3337

hahahahahahhahah i think kyle's posts are funny. he is just on the message board more then me so he posts them before i get a chance to. i mean somebodys gotta make fun of parky...

electricsnow · cassette Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 10756 City: Jefferton

Why does somebody "gotta make fun of parky"?

Grouch · Kickflip Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Posts: 3146 City: The OC

Hyperlite5127,

Parky a cool guy...He is easy to make fun of. But remember when you were 14 and super stoked on something. Well thats how he is on wakeskating.

He means well, just does not know the difference between being cool and being a complete moron.