Funny IM :WARNING:dry/crude/inside joke humor

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fmx69punkrocker: dude i forgot how amazing peeper was...
tylerraaaa: peeper?
fmx69punkrocker: pepper*
tylerraaaa: o HAHA...
tylerraaaa: love em!
fmx69punkrocker: and thats sick d*ck
fmx69punkrocker: me 2
fmx69punkrocker: god...8 months...and im free
tylerraaaa: no joke bro
fmx69punkrocker: i swear if i get a new job and can transfer sooner, you best belive ill be a phone call away...
tylerraaaa: i'd be pumped!
fmx69punkrocker: me 2
tylerraaaa: 23. When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?: the day my chain came off my minibike 103 times!
tylerraaaa: that is epic!
fmx69punkrocker: haha
fmx69punkrocker: yea...
fmx69punkrocker: its the f-in truth tho..
tylerraaaa: haha
fmx69punkrocker: dude
fmx69punkrocker: omg...read this
fmx69punkrocker: sorry for clarification an LS1 is 346CI not 350. LSX guys get pissy about that

fmx69punkrocker: who cares what gm guys get pissy about. i've got stock bbs wheels and heated seats
fmx69punkrocker: vw vortex...
tylerraaaa: haha
fmx69punkrocker: booyah
fmx69punkrocker: bruned
fmx69punkrocker: burned
tylerraaaa: make a wakeskating.com name
tylerraaaa: www.wakeskating.com
fmx69punkrocker: like what?
tylerraaaa: i dont know...
fmx69punkrocker: haha me either..
fmx69punkrocker: i will...lemme think
tylerraaaa: cmbdi's
fmx69punkrocker: cmbdi's...??
tylerraaaa: see them beedy eyes
tylerraaaa: cmbdi's
fmx69punkrocker: im lost
tylerraaaa: c=see
tylerraaaa: m= them
tylerraaaa: bd= beedy
fmx69punkrocker: ok ok
tylerraaaa: i's= eyes
fmx69punkrocker: k
fmx69punkrocker: ok
tylerraaaa: or maybe...
tylerraaaa: itsVinny
tylerraaaa: or
fmx69punkrocker: hey!
fmx69punkrocker: i wont let you talk about my d*ck liek that!
tylerraaaa: HAHA
tylerraaaa: haha
tylerraaaa: what about
tylerraaaa: trashy
fmx69punkrocker: your a d*ck
tylerraaaa: i'm classy you can be trashy
tylerraaaa: and we can tag team on some n00bs
fmx69punkrocker: maybe..
fmx69punkrocker: lol
tylerraaaa: or klassy
tylerraaaa: or
tylerraaaa: classysB*tch
tylerraaaa: or
fmx69punkrocker: lol
tylerraaaa: yasslc
tylerraaaa: oooo
tylerraaaa: do yasslc
tylerraaaa: wait
tylerraaaa: no...
tylerraaaa: yssalc
tylerraaaa: yea...
tylerraaaa: yssalc
tylerraaaa: that good?
fmx69punkrocker: yssalc?
tylerraaaa: classy backwards
fmx69punkrocker: omg
fmx69punkrocker: id your gonoria gettin to your head?
tylerraaaa: ok ok, I have a confession
fmx69punkrocker: check out my myspace profile...
fmx69punkrocker: baout thwe jti...
tylerraaaa: ok
fmx69punkrocker: confession...
tylerraaaa: dude you suck at typing
fmx69punkrocker: yea i no
tylerraaaa: baout thwe jti?
tylerraaaa: HA
fmx69punkrocker: hahaj
tylerraaaa: see!
fmx69punkrocker: god
tylerraaaa: sorry...text from a hottie
tylerraaaa: ok...
tylerraaaa: so my confession
tylerraaaa: I dont have gonoria
fmx69punkrocker: ok
fmx69punkrocker: but now im gonna ride your ARSE about it
tylerraaaa: I have genital warts
tylerraaaa: you wanna ride my what?
fmx69punkrocker: omg
tylerraaaa: i know...it's sick
fmx69punkrocker: oh nothing
tylerraaaa: come see it
tylerraaaa: something...
fmx69punkrocker: no
tylerraaaa: UHH!!! fatty on myspace got two tattos near her nanna, and she pulled her pants down to take the pic!
tylerraaaa: i'm going to message her and ask her out
fmx69punkrocker: what
fmx69punkrocker: who
tylerraaaa: i dunno, some random fat chick who friend requested me...
fmx69punkrocker: oo
tylerraaaa: you know I got chicks beating my myspace down daily
fmx69punkrocker: check out the .:r32 vid on my page too...
tylerraaaa: ok...
tylerraaaa: your ghey
tylerraaaa: cars this...cars that
tylerraaaa: Me: he look a hot chick
tylerraaaa: you:
tylerraaaa: CARS!
fmx69punkrocker: screw you, you'll bust a genital warts beatin off to this
tylerraaaa: dude...
fmx69punkrocker: Me: he look a hot chick
fmx69punkrocker: say wehat??
tylerraaaa: i cant wank it...i'll get warts on my hand
fmx69punkrocker: haha
tylerraaaa: what does wehat mean?
fmx69punkrocker: oh right...
fmx69punkrocker: Me: he look a hot chick
tylerraaaa: hey now...
tylerraaaa: that was one typo all night
tylerraaaa: dude...
fmx69punkrocker: yea bad typer
tylerraaaa: is it weird that a chick is telling me how to fix my mini bike?
fmx69punkrocker: yea
fmx69punkrocker: sara lee?
tylerraaaa: HECK NO!!!
tylerraaaa: eww duuuude
fmx69punkrocker: haha
fmx69punkrocker: oh i 4got its not a vw...
tylerraaaa: she's too busy hanging with her german sheppard
fmx69punkrocker: HAHAHAHAHAH
fmx69punkrocker: mormeliek boning
fmx69punkrocker: more like*
fmx69punkrocker: im gettin off here, i cant type
tylerraaaa: getting off here? or getting off?
fmx69punkrocker: off here
tylerraaaa: really? or are you joking?
fmx69punkrocker: no i goin to bed to get sum rest
tylerraaaa: did you ever make a ws.com name?
fmx69punkrocker: ill hit you up 2moorw, to look at your car
tylerraaaa: ok...
fmx69punkrocker: not yet
tylerraaaa: dude...
fmx69punkrocker: dude...i gotta think of a name
tylerraaaa: fine...
tylerraaaa: i gave you some great ideas
tylerraaaa: o well
fmx69punkrocker: haha
fmx69punkrocker: ltr man
tylerraaaa: g'nite, sleep tight, i love you baby
tylerraaaa: mad lolz
fmx69punkrocker: haha
fmx69punkrocker: good gniht
tylerraaaa: HA
fmx69punkrocker: shut up
fmx69punkrocker: about my tryping
tylerraaaa: HA
fmx69punkrocker: fvck!

fmx69punkrocker is away at 9:59:05 PM.

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