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Grouch Kickflip


Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Posts: 3146 City: The OC
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Posted: May 19, 2005 1:19 pm Post subject: Fun Sex Facts |
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Fun Sex Facts
Body: 1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large condoms.
2) The average man is 5.1 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth).
3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.
4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's)
5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size.
6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion."
7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.
Some stuff on girls
1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking", and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of women say they are "sexy".
2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong size bra.
3) 60% of women have had breast implants.
4) 75% of women dont like oral sex.
5) 95% of women shave their privates.
Both
1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and women.
2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.
3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1 month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.
5 Reasons Why Sex is Good
1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150 calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.
2) You won't get sick. According to research if you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to get sick.
3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense of well-being. Women who have more sex were clinically proven to be less depressed than women who dont have sex.
4) Makes you look better- [ problem is ugly people don`t get any ]. Sex releases hormones in your body which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physic.
5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate as those who did not indulge themselves at least once a month. It also makes you look younger. If you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to 10 years younger than you really are.
Did You Know
1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up to running 75 miles!!!!
but most importantly DONT BE A FOOL!!! Wrap Your Tool. =-) _________________ Vive La Jeffe! - JLA is snowboarding!
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SleuCrew Backside 180


Joined: 20 Aug 2004 Posts: 1577 City: Oak Grove
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Posted: May 19, 2005 2:00 pm Post subject: |
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hmm.. makes sense, thats why im so damn skinny and i have a baby face  _________________ arson-wake.com |
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Jonesie Backside 180

Joined: 31 Jan 2005 Posts: 811
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Posted: May 19, 2005 2:26 pm Post subject: |
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that's actually pretty interesting crap... but the part about the fun wiener diseases has been mistakenly left out  _________________
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Grouch Kickflip


Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Posts: 3146 City: The OC
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Posted: May 19, 2005 3:22 pm Post subject: |
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| SleuCrew wrote: | hmm.. makes sense, thats why im so damn skinny and i have a baby face  |
What a coincidence...me too! _________________ Vive La Jeffe! - JLA is snowboarding!
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jboss Kickflip


Joined: 22 Jun 2004 Posts: 3210 City: Chalmette
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Posted: May 19, 2005 3:44 pm Post subject: |
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everyone thinks i lie about my wang size because of my small stature but its 6 1/2, now i just need someone to put it in  _________________ I like to choke when my team needs me the most, no Romo. |
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xboard32x Backside 180


Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 1497 City: Wisconsin
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Posted: May 19, 2005 3:56 pm Post subject: |
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jboss, didnt need to know that  _________________ www.midwestlocal.com |
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jboss Kickflip


Joined: 22 Jun 2004 Posts: 3210 City: Chalmette
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Posted: May 19, 2005 4:00 pm Post subject: |
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xboard32x, sorry man but im sexually frustrated right now. its aggrivating as hell. _________________ I like to choke when my team needs me the most, no Romo. |
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seven11dmd Backside 180


Joined: 19 Apr 2004 Posts: 2427 City: Northern VA
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Posted: May 19, 2005 4:00 pm Post subject: |
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i have a 12 inch jerk you bitches  _________________ JMU |
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Grouch Kickflip


Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Posts: 3146 City: The OC
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Posted: May 19, 2005 4:05 pm Post subject: |
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I am hung like a fruit bat!  _________________ Vive La Jeffe! - JLA is snowboarding!
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jboss Kickflip


Joined: 22 Jun 2004 Posts: 3210 City: Chalmette
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Posted: May 19, 2005 4:07 pm Post subject: |
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Grouch, thats sexy _________________ I like to choke when my team needs me the most, no Romo. |
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scottyb new rank under construction
Joined: 04 Jan 2005 Posts: 2180 City: Jupiter
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Posted: May 19, 2005 4:10 pm Post subject: |
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who wouldve known sex did more than just pleasure. you learn something new every day  |
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Grouch Kickflip


Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Posts: 3146 City: The OC
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Posted: May 19, 2005 4:12 pm Post subject: |
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| ScottyB wrote: | who wouldve known sex did more than just pleasure. you learn something new every day  |
Thats what I am here for...Uh to teach you guys stuff, not to pleasure you!  _________________ Vive La Jeffe! - JLA is snowboarding!
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SleuCrew Backside 180


Joined: 20 Aug 2004 Posts: 1577 City: Oak Grove
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Posted: May 19, 2005 4:38 pm Post subject: |
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im hung like half a tic tac....  _________________ arson-wake.com |
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nick Island Rat

Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 14553 City: Honokowai
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Posted: May 19, 2005 8:22 pm Post subject: |
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I'm hung like Einstein and smart as a horse. _________________ √ |
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scott a "a" is for angel

Joined: 17 Feb 2004 Posts: 4126
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-=AlexXx=- Pillage & Plunder

Joined: 09 Aug 2004 Posts: 17488 City: yes
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Posted: May 19, 2005 9:30 pm Post subject: |
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6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion."
it hurts. and tums dont work... |
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scottyb new rank under construction
Joined: 04 Jan 2005 Posts: 2180 City: Jupiter
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Posted: May 20, 2005 5:55 am Post subject: |
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| eww keep ur personal stories to urself |
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Grouch Kickflip


Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Posts: 3146 City: The OC
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Posted: May 20, 2005 7:07 am Post subject: |
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-=AlexXx=-,
But Tums does give you your daily calcium needed! _________________ Vive La Jeffe! - JLA is snowboarding!
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Raven 3 Shuv Reed Texas Gap

Joined: 18 Oct 2004 Posts: 5988 City: OC
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Posted: May 20, 2005 7:21 am Post subject: |
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I like those facts Grouch, I'll make my girl read that stuff. That makes anyone wanna "do it" more often, live longer and feel happier.
By the way , mine looks like a baby's arm holding an apple. _________________ dbanana wrote:
May you have friends,boards,beer,and glassy water forever. Cassette4life |
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stompin9s Backside 180


Joined: 12 Nov 2003 Posts: 2385 City: Vail - CO
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Posted: May 20, 2005 10:00 am Post subject: |
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wtf! hahah lets talk about hour penises on the internet!
lol _________________ "it is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation." |
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