Gross!

Morphine · Backside 180 Joined: 03 Jun 2004 Posts: 1207 City: 706omg

EDIT: The story: Ok, the guy that puts in our hardwood floors sucks. This happened about three months ago, running down my hall.

andy ross · Posted: Apr 24, 2005 6:49 pm Post subject:

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Shocked

it smells like bigfoots d ick

Mr. Top Hat · Dead Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 5818

thats the biggest freaking splinter ive ever seen.

Morphine · Backside 180 Joined: 03 Jun 2004 Posts: 1207 City: 706omg

We measured it after the doctor's cut it out. 6 inches exactly.

Mr. Top Hat · Dead Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 5818

Morphine, average prick

TYLER** · Posted: Apr 24, 2005 7:05 pm Post subject:

Mr. Top Hat, im not sure it still counts as a splinter if it goes in and then comes out

HighRida · Posted: Apr 24, 2005 7:07 pm Post subject:

More like a wooden spear that pierced through his flesh

jboss · Kickflip Joined: 22 Jun 2004 Posts: 3210 City: Chalmette

you know the rumor about black guys having bigger dongs than everybody else, not true. on average white guys have bigger d.icks.

Mr. Top Hat · Dead Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 5818

TYLER**, splinter, skin impalement, same thing

andy ross · Posted: Apr 24, 2005 7:14 pm Post subject:

jboss, cant say ive ever heard that rumor.

jboss · Kickflip Joined: 22 Jun 2004 Posts: 3210 City: Chalmette

andy ross, are you serious, its a really common rumor. oh well ,different strokes.

Morphine · Backside 180 Joined: 03 Jun 2004 Posts: 1207 City: 706omg

jboss, nice sexual pun at the end, intended or not. Laughing

seven11dmd · Posted: Apr 24, 2005 7:30 pm Post subject:

andy ross, jboss, i saw the same thing, it was in an msnbc article.....black guys generally have bigger flacid dicks, while white guys have larger erections, but since blacks have bigger soft ones, people genereally assumed blacks were bigger.

Frye · Guest Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 3337

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Apr 24, 2005 7:32 pm Post subject:

thats massive, 2day on the dock we chill at after we skate, we were eating cheetos and scott ripped this huge peice of wood off the dock about that size and hes like dude that would suck ass to get a splinter that big... deffintily a wood spear lol

jboss · Kickflip Joined: 22 Jun 2004 Posts: 3210 City: Chalmette

Frye, that doesnt guerantee a big wank.

jdmsilv · Faceplant Joined: 22 Mar 2005 Posts: 35

thats what you get for being a fagggggot you little beach.

frawley · Posted: Apr 24, 2005 7:41 pm Post subject:

Morphine, how'd u manage that?

jboss · Kickflip Joined: 22 Jun 2004 Posts: 3210 City: Chalmette

frawley · Posted: Apr 24, 2005 8:29 pm Post subject:

oohhhh, i thought it was a shiskabob skewer(sp) Laughing