Bouncer Trouble

JB_CANSKATE · Posted: May 14, 2007 1:28 pm Post subject: Bouncer Trouble

So saturday night I was partying in Toronto for my GF's birthday. The night was going well and everything until about 1:30 I was outside chillin with my girl and having a smoke in the smoking area. Well all of a sudden 3 bouncers approach me and two grab me by both arms start trying to kick me out of the bar. Ofcoarse I start to protest and the fizzle guy puts his hand in my face and gives me the classic face push (on a side note if you ever are about to fight somebody the open palm face push will piss of anybody right?). SO i get pissed and knock his arm away BOOM the boucer to my left clocks me full out. Next thing I know I'm on the ground getting stomped by about 8 bouncers.

Luckily I had some good friends there and they all jumped in. It ending up being atleast 12 bouncers and 5 of us brawling outside the club. I had atleast 4 guys on me and I basically got beat the fawk down althought I managed to knock one smaller, fatter bouncer completely out.

It ended up that one of my friends got knocked out cold and the others where ok and 2 bouncers where completely unconcious and taken to the hospital Laughing

and another was missing all the front teeth.

It was a bad way to end a great night becuase ofcoarse my girlfriend had to watch me get beat down on her birthday and now I'm sittin at work sore as hell and trying to explain why I'm covered in bruised and cuts. I was lucky to have some great people there with me that night that where willing to put themselves in danger to help a friend and that I managed to cover my face somewhat and not end up with a broken nose or missing teeth or worse.

I still have no idea what they thought I had done and I wasn't drunk.

Anybody else have bar fight stories to share?

JB

P.S. FAWWWK Crazy Bouncers and Any Torontonians boycot Picadilly Circus

jonnyUTAH · Backside 180 Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 1951

First off.....Excellent Post!!!

Second...I know your pain all too well. I am a loud-mouth drunk, and I too have been beaten and bruised sitting at work wishing I kicked that beach one last time. I went to Uni in the T.dot. My local bar was Sneaky Dees. We had some crazy nights.

The best thing about a good old bar fight is that you realize who your true friends ares....for each one of your bros who stepped in, you owe them a man-hug, a shot of Jahger and a pint next time you go out.

You did everything right....EXCEPT>>>>Never get in fights with Bouncers or Cops. You can't win!!! I hate most bouncers, but no matter how drunk I get, I know that if we dance with them, I will loose. Most bouncers are just fat loosers who like beating on skinny dudes..... The fact that you guys fought all those bouncers = extra man points.

I'm not going to go into detail here, but just know that "I feel yah!'

Michael Manzer · Posted: May 14, 2007 2:58 pm Post subject:

thats it...johnny utah. i now have made it a life goal to get completely hammered with you and pie-rat one night. if you ever feel like hosting a wakeskate bum that can keep up in the drinking department, let me know. hell i'll even mow your lawn or something for the chance to pass out on your couch.

jonnyUTAH · Backside 180 Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 1951

Welll....we've got our team trip coming up the first week of June. May 31st is my birthday and I arrive in Vegas that night in full party-mode. It is going to be a GONG SHOW!!! Vegas, Arizona, LA, San Diego, Lake Tahoe back to Vegas.....

If we cross paths, let's rock! Any wakeskater who like partytime and mowing lawns, mi casa et su casa!!

Pirate can't drink to save his life. He talks tough, but he don't have his sea legs (if you get my drift). As mentioned before, Engen can hold his booze -- not Liverlady.

PIRATE · Kickflip Joined: 11 Jul 2006 Posts: 2651

jonnyUTAH, no see you've got it all backwards, its not how much you drink its how wasted you get....... and in that department I SMOKE jeff.... and jeff drinks beers, i drink rum and coke.... Big difference..... Ohhhh and its on last day in Vegas..... I think i'm getting a suite.....

Oh and my wife is leaving town while you are hear....

jacque_mehoff · Backside 180 Joined: 15 Feb 2006 Posts: 936

I got grabbed from behind at a punk concert once, I took my foot and and kicked backwards towards his balls, after that my ass got kicked and thrown out the door. At the point I realized it was a bouncer/bouncers.

I have no clue what I did, i had no clue who it was at first ( I just thought it was some guy fiznackling around). Thankfully I escaped without any injuries.

Once outside about 20-30 people started laughing at me (he kicked me in the ass on the way out) I told them all to fawk off and then almost got killed. They took me around back and these people were kicked out as well. We sat through 4 bands and our friends to come out and got wasted waiting for them.

I was like 15 at the time. Never really had a problem with them since.

I HATE THEM ALL! Biggest whimps!

JB_CANSKATE · Posted: May 15, 2007 5:53 pm Post subject:

jonnyUTAH How did I know you'd be in on this thread quick LOL We gotta have a few bowls of loud mouth soup at wakestock this year.

jacque_mehoff Laughing

jonnyUTAH · Backside 180 Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 1951

JB_CANSKATE....you bet your a$$ we will.

I almost got in a fight at Wakestock last year at that nightime rail comp at the docks. Some idiot was mouthing off to the riders...... The only reason I didn't destroy him was that S.Jerret was standing right next to us, and I didn't what him to get pissed.... Our crew was like 30 people deep that night. That dude would have got worked.

JB_CANSKATE · Posted: May 15, 2007 10:54 pm Post subject:

Haha

Well I don't want to give the wrong impression that I'm a crazy ass or something but before the weekend my last fight was that night during wakestock.

On the way home I stopped to get some Chicken Shwarmas( argueably the best drunk food) and while I'm waiting in line some guy starts talkin shizzle. Here is one example of what he said to my girl "I'd clean my toilet with that shirt(that she was wearing) but I'd FUUUUck you anyways" Well I didn't want to fight him or anything and so I was just playing it cool tellin him to Fcuk off or whatever and for the next ten minutes I stood there ignoring him until Finally I tweaked we went. I guess I won because he ended up running away but damn i was sooo pissed still.

JB_CANSKATE · Posted: May 15, 2007 10:56 pm Post subject:

oh and afterwards i went back in to get my shwarma and as I was comming out I bumped into Garry and told him what happened and he told me something like "fightings bad" and peeled a sattelyte sticker off himself and slapped on my chest. lol

Jesse · Posted: May 16, 2007 2:41 pm Post subject:

Bouncers take themselves way too seriously, I fought some cause I threw a drink one time. Another time cause I was pissin at the bar (Mr Mojo Risin style) Laughing

I got smashed in the ear with beer bottle by one another time as well(killer scar) and the cops came, two tazed me and I ripped the little things out of chest while everyone looked at me like I was "The Hulk". I remember none of these happenings, but I have scars to prove it.

jonnyUTAH · Backside 180 Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 1951