caught masturbating

Greg T · Skeezer Joined: 13 Sep 2003 Posts: 2448 City: ohio

Honestly, what the fvck?

freerider4 · Backside 180 Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 2462

we got a new roommate in our dorm room the other week and the second night he was here I was trying to fall asleep I heard the guy jacking off and asked my other roommate if I was right the next morning and he goes oh yeah I couldn't get to bed cause the bed was shaking he is on the top bunk over the guy.

Mr. Top Hat · Dead Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 5818

freerider4, i would have just said " will you please stop jacking off so i can sleep " as loudly as possible so that everybody heard it. then he would have never done it again, or he would do it every night just out of spite.

xboard32x · Posted: Oct 29, 2005 12:03 pm Post subject:

h0nkey46, no only one of my brothers is gay haha, the other two are straight.... i think, they are both married... to girls

freerider4 · Backside 180 Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 2462

Mr. Top Hat i'm gonna make a wrap it up box if you have ever seen the chapelle show skit with wrap it up you'll know what i'm talking about.

liquid4ce0069 · Posted: Nov 09, 2005 8:50 pm Post subject:

gettin caught havin sex wouldnt be that bad but jerkin would be horrible

Jholiday · Posted: Nov 09, 2005 8:57 pm Post subject:

lol, agreed, you couldnt get made fun of for that, lol

rhodester · Posted: Nov 09, 2005 9:24 pm Post subject:

yeah gettin caught jerkin it would suck way worse than gettin caught doin it...........unless you get caught doin a fat chick then gettin caught doin it would be way worse...........unless of course you got caught jerkin it to a fat chick Confused

Poo · Guest

senorbueno, i conquer, and second on the shudders but add a few more

uuuuuuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuuhuuhuhuhuheeewww

Mr. Top Hat · Dead Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 5818

in the words of my friends dad "you may call those girls fat and ugly but one day you will end up marrying one of those things"

Jesse · Posted: Nov 10, 2005 11:42 pm Post subject:

freerider4, The guy was jackin off on the top bunk with someone under him? That dude is twisted in the head for sure. Laughing

jboss · Kickflip Joined: 22 Jun 2004 Posts: 3210 City: Chalmette

this was a sex ed video for retarded people. no, im not joking, thats really what it is.

freerider4 · Backside 180 Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 2462

Jesse no dude on the bottom bunk was. I think we made fun of him more for trying to be so secretive about it the disgusting thing was when he was done he just went to bed so I still don't know what happened to that cum. he must of ate it.

Jesse · Posted: Nov 11, 2005 11:53 am Post subject:

That is soo gross !!!! LOL Laughing

LOL

Jholiday · Posted: Nov 11, 2005 4:07 pm Post subject:

wow, way to much man

Blake T · Posted: Nov 13, 2005 1:20 pm Post subject:

The absolute worse part, in my opinion, although I have never been caught rubbing one out, has to be about a year ago when I came home for Christmas and I wanted to watch some old childhood memory films. I was watching a vacation we all went on, when the screen went dark, and I heard a grrrrnnnnn noise. Thinking nothing of it, I keep watching. Before I knew, I see my mother with a sybian in her gash and my dad talking her threw it... So, that Christmas was pretty fvcked up for me to say the least.

About a month ago, my roommate walked in on me having sex, which was strange; but, it has become such a common deal for us to walk in on one another with doors that do not lock around this house.

Mr. Top Hat · Dead Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 5818

i got caught fingering my girlfriend today while at her friends house. we were on her friends mom's bed when the mom walked in. it sucked.

freerider4 · Backside 180 Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 2462

Blake T you have the craziest story I have ever heard man hands down that is just absolutely nuts.

St.ClaireSkate · Ollie Joined: 08 Aug 2005 Posts: 96 City: Corunna

this kid got caught beating his hog in my religion class. it was so weird the teacher was just like "what are u doing get ur hands on u desk!" and then everyone looked back and he had a huge tent in his pants. u could see it under the desk. so akward. Then she called the principle down and the kid had to walk out of class half erect, cuz the principle was down in like 1 minute, and he was trying to hide it. Weirdest day ever.

Blake T · Posted: Nov 16, 2005 2:49 am Post subject:

St.ClaireSkate, It is not polite to stare at other peoples boners dude. Your teacher must feel real good about herself for infringing on the young lads right to touch his shlong in class. Private schools suck... Now the principle slash priest is going to make him feel like a tool for doing so. I just hope the kid had enough nerve to tell the principle to not molest him.