canyon lake is gay !!!!!!!!!!!!

PIRATE · Guest

so heres how the canyon lake event went on saturday.

FRIday: drive to california spend the night with the in-laws.

Saturday: wake up at 5:30 drive to lake elsinore and sign up.

sit i the sun baking like a potato untill 5 in the evening, by this time the wind is blowing like no ones buisness, i walk over to the starting dock where I tell the guy that the three of us that came from arizona want to ride behind the ski, He says alright and calls the ski over, then he says he can find a judge that knows anything about wakeskating so were going to judge ourselves, I in return tell him thats a bunch of crap and that i didn't pay him $30 bones to judge myself and my two other friends, I could do that on my own lake.

so Finally he finds a judge and we start, the judge decided that it would be better to watch from the beach then the back of the ski buy this time i was so irritated i didn't even care i just wanted it to be over.

I ride first so i get up and the dude driving the jet ski is dong a honest 12-13 mph i was dragging so deep i could barely take my hands off the rope to tell him to speed up. i dont even try anything and let him pull me the whole pass going from 30 mph back down to 11mph. WHen i get back tot the dock it is apperent that im pissed. At this time the guy driving the jetski tells me he has never towed anyone before. We finally tell him to let us tow each other and he says o.k.

So now i get to re-do my run and im freaking pissed i get up do a b-s 180 then a boardslide b-s 270 out, and then a shuvit and guess what???? i fall i just start laughing cause im loosing my mind now. I get up and start cutting out and fall for no apparent reason. i get back up ride back to the dock and do a little back lip shuv out and then quit.

to shorten this up, one other dude landed a shuv and no one else landed anything and guess who won ??? my friend who didn't land anything, the dude wasn't even paying attn... now dont get me wrong im stoked that they said he won cause he's one of my best friends, but i was so pissed that they just picked people out at random and said uhhhhh you got 1st, you got 2nd ...........

Bottom line Dont go to any canyon lake events there gay.

o.k now that i got that all out, the next night we got hammered at mideavel times and then went to knots berry farm and had like one of the funnest times ive had in a while

"GREEN NIGHT, GREEN NIGHT !!!!!........" Laughing

Grouch · Kickflip Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Posts: 3146 City: The OC

Bummer that I missed it. Laughing

Frye · Guest Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 3337

i was in the car driving to LA. would rather have been there.

Grouch · Kickflip Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Posts: 3146 City: The OC

I planned on going, but when I got on the 91fwy leaving work it was a parking lot, so I said chickity china the chinese chicken it.

L.O.W PRIDE · Pop Shuvit Joined: 07 Dec 2004 Posts: 193 City: the hiv

what pirate says is true! it was poorly set up but on a lighter note,... i won bytches!!!!!!!!!!!! haha and medival times was the faqn mad note yo.

GREEN NIGHT FOR LIFE

PIRATE · Guest

hoooray for the champion.!!!!!!!!!!

Grouch · Kickflip Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Posts: 3146 City: The OC

Way to go champ...You get 2 thumbs up. Very Happy

TheGodfather · Faceplant Joined: 16 Aug 2005 Posts: 26 City: Lake Havasu

You guys are gay for even going to a contest like that! I thought that Pirate was like pro and shizzle. A sponsered pro going to sweep up at an AM contest and gets dead last. Cry me a river!

-b-rau- · Pop Shuvit Joined: 27 Feb 2004 Posts: 224

how much is midevil times i wanna go for my 21st birthday. oh and do they sell beer?

TheGodfather · Faceplant Joined: 16 Aug 2005 Posts: 26 City: Lake Havasu

I guess the Havasu boys have no comment

twenty7 · Posted: Aug 16, 2005 2:51 pm Post subject:

hey...boyz....i woulda been there for the midevil times event...but uh....i had a TOM PETTY CONCERT to go tooooooooooo!!!! and no offense...but guys in body armor running around on horses swinging dull knives at eachother just didnt seem like as exciting! Cool

oh yea...and...L.O.W PRIDE, youre my hero!

TheGodfather · Faceplant Joined: 16 Aug 2005 Posts: 26 City: Lake Havasu

What is this Low crap do you all have like 64 impalas or what?

PIRATE · Guest

twenty7, what ever, There's going to be a pirate one and were going there for my b-day. dressed as Pirates Laughing

-b-rau-, yeah they sell beer, they have a full bar. Shocked

we were yelling when they were trying to introduce the GREEN KNITE and the actor who was trying to say his lines said "i preseant to you the obviously drunk BARBARIANS!!!!!" it was tight.

TheGodfather, actually i didn't get dead last, I was the 2nd person that he saw so i got 2nd. Wink

And yeah i know im a homo going to "am" comps ohhhh yeah wait doesn't joey white, and brandon thomas ride some of these so called "am" comps that i go to???? anyway read your own signiture homo.

Anyway my box of brand new boards just got here, I ride them once and then burn them to keep warm its boring i know but its my life Wink

Hey we should go ride together where do you live????? Wink

TheGodfather · Faceplant Joined: 16 Aug 2005 Posts: 26 City: Lake Havasu

I don't hang out with people that are in gangs

TheGodfather · Faceplant Joined: 16 Aug 2005 Posts: 26 City: Lake Havasu

So do you burn your boards after ridin them once b/c they break after one ride or what? Or are you just so hooked up that you can do that hardcore sh__!

PIRATE · Guest

i get like a bajilion boards a day just to do whatever with. right now im making a portrate of you out of them it looks like this 8===D

Do you want a autographed poster of me ???? is that what this is all about ???? Embarassed

St.ClaireSkate · Ollie Joined: 08 Aug 2005 Posts: 96 City: Corunna

TheGodfather, whys ur sig bashin haters when all youve been doing in here is hating on people for sharing a bad expirience. like obviously pirates pissed that it was sort of a waste of time and his just giving ppl a heads up if they were planning a trip to canyon lake.

TheGodfather · Faceplant Joined: 16 Aug 2005 Posts: 26 City: Lake Havasu

No just Pirate and the rest of his gang b/c they sound really hard, like they carry brass nuckles and baseball bats

freerider4 · Backside 180 Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 2462

TheGodfather are you in the mafia?

one-eyed sailor551 · Backside 180 Joined: 26 Mar 2005 Posts: 1111 City: mahopac

hes in a west hollywood gang called the purple trouser snakes Wink